Ilzpotents does impression of richard pryor...

[Blackula Spectacula]

Just as every other woman I have had sex with. I'd walk by her window and scrutinize her for a good 5 seconds. Then she'll open her door and I will ask how much she charges. First I will haggle for a bit, but then we'll agree on 150 Canadian dollars for an hour if I clean her driveway first. After that I will plow her caramel driveway for about 1.08 minutes. Then I will sob while I put my clothes back on and defy the cold Canadian weather, feelings as empty as my pockets.

lmao

[ZigZag]

notice this is two consecutive post where the god post a topic and the chicks come out the woodworkds.

p.s. Ivonne your a soft canadian chick...stop frontin.... You fear real men.

[Blackula Spectacula]

I don't claim to be hard :-/ .. I am a soft female .. i got soft skin too. teehee

[ZigZag]

That's not what I meant...

I meant you acting like Jasp is too soft for you when you generally go for guys that are soft...and have soft cheeks haha....

[Blackula Spectacula]

oh lol no I never said jasper was soft.. I said he's too thin.. he needs to gain a little bit of weight is all.

I don't like assholes.. i like nice guys. nice guys ftw for real.

[Dooch]

harlem swagger jus aint what it used to be since the white yuppies started movinng in

[Queen Of Poetry]

^^^^ahahaha i emailed daniel tosh this shit ^o^

lmao!!!!!!!!!

Diddy May Be Persona Non Grata After Hotel Fire

Originally posted Dec 16th 2010 6:51 AM PST by TMZ Staff
Diddy has some serious 'splainin' to do if he ever wants to stay at The London Hotel in NYC again.



Sources connected with the hotel say they are meeting today to discuss what happened inside Diddy's hotel room when a model's hair caught fire. We're told the incident violates hotel regulations and hotel honchos may ban Diddy permanently from the hotel.

Our sources say hotel management knew nothing about the incident until it was posted on Ustream yesterday.

The London -- the hottest hotel in New York City -- is particularly concerned because it attracts a huge number of high-profile clients, and management wants everyone who stays there to know the hotel is a safe place.

As one hotel honcho fumed, "We are not happy with Diddy."









http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/16/diddy-...new-york-city/



LOL they want folks to know it's safe........what they should be telling folks is don't sit so close to an open flame with a whole bunch of shit in ur hair!!!!!!!! (cause she ain't get that memo)

[CEITEDMOFO]

QUEEN AND BLACK WANnA SUCK ONE BALL EACH
WHILE I LISTEN TO THIS
http://www.datpiff.com/DJ_Woogie_DJ_...a.m179190.html

[Professor Poopsnagle]

harlem swagger jus aint what it used to be since the white yuppies started movinng in

For real.

Also I like rough bitches, cause I'm soft. I want me a girl who drives a pickup, hunts deer and starts bar fights with bikers. Hard tits like a burn victim.

[Queen Of Poetry]

Heat judging by ur posts u got some small balls. Keep ur boy balls to urself and don't discuss them here.


When u go to the gym (ha), shower with the midgets cause when the real men come in u gonna be jealous.

[CEITEDMOFO]

RoFL @ SMALL BALLS WTF

[ZigZag]

For real.

Also I like rough bitches, cause I'm soft. I want me a girl who drives a pickup, hunts deer and starts bar fights with bikers. Hard tits like a burn victim.

I know you two numbskulls are not agreeing on each other about swag? you dont even know what that is...

When Im 40 I will be doing a interview like this:



My baby moms will be qop ilz and KS.

[Queen Of Poetry]

For real.

Also I like rough bitches, cause I'm soft.

This nigga said he soft! What does that mean exactly?

[Slippy The Pimp]

This nigga said he soft! What does that mean exactly?

Means you need some kind of aid to penetrate.

[CEITEDMOFO]

WHOs KS?

KS=JASPER