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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackula View Post
    I had worked a vet clinic during my highschool career, so learned quite allot.
    The vet said that the majority of the cost was because they had to run a kidney scan. Based on your experience with both veterinary medicine and dirty pussies, does this sound accurate?

    My girl got the dog "pet insurance", which I thought was ridiculous.

    Do you think maybe the vet saw that we had insurance, so she decided to run a bunch of unnecessary tests?

    Tryna get rich off my dog's dirty-ass pussy?

    Shit is deep in 2011. Deep like a dirty dog pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney DANgerfield View Post
    The vet said that the majority of the cost was because they had to run a kidney scan. Based on your experience with both veterinary medicine and dirty pussies, does this sound accurate?

    My girl got the dog "pet insurance", which I thought was ridiculous.

    Do you think maybe the vet saw that we had insurance, so she decided to run a bunch of unnecessary tests?

    Tryna get rich off my dog's dirty-ass pussy?

    Shit is deep in 2011. Deep like a dirty dog pussy.

    do you think "THEY" infected her? Not the vets, but "THEY".

    maybe "THEY" poisoned her drinking water or milk bones

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney DANgerfield View Post
    The vet said that the majority of the cost was because they had to run a kidney scan.
    Hahah.. Sounds like you got fucked worse than your dog, my friend.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair View Post
    do you think "THEY" infected her? Not the vets, but "THEY".

    maybe "THEY" poisoned her drinking water or milk bones
    How could I have been so blind?

    It looks like Palehrose and Sunny Winters were right this whole time...And all it took was a dirty dog pussy to finally get me to open my eyes.

    From now on, whenever I think of dirty pussies, I will always remember Palehorse and Sunny Winters.

    When white people and illuminati(or whatever the fuck dumb shit Palehorse believes in) decided to attack my dog's pussy, that's when they went to far.

    I'm going to go build on this in KTL. hotep.
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    Based on your experience with both veterinary medicine and dirty pussies, does this sound accurate?
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    my dog has gotten several uti's in her 11 years. not once did i have to pay $800 for treatment.

    we use a special food now that helps prevent it. it's a little bit more pricey but it works...

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    also, that dog insurance is a waste of money... dogs are resilient creatures. they can mend on their own...

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    UPDATE:

    I just wanted to let all of you, especially those of you who offered your advice and support, know that after almost a week of antibiotics, my dog's pussy is finally starting to clear up!

    Now, I know that medical science will say that it was solely the antibiotics, but in my heart I know that it was YOUR prayers and support that eventually led to the gradual healing of my dog's dirty, dirty pussy.

    Now, things aren't perfect down there yet, but with a little time, a few more pills, and a double-dose of love, I have a feeling my dog's pussy will be A-OK in no time!

    Thank you, wu-corp faggots. I will never again look at my dog's soon-to-be pristine pussy without recalling your kindness, support and understanding
    --youreallfags.


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    good to hear she's getting better, dan.
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    thats what it's all about. bros helping bros...

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    Well, I'm sorry for not keeping you guys updated on the status of my dog's pussy, but I have received and read all of your PMs, and from the bottom of my heart, they are greatly appreciated.

    Your well-wishes, prayers, and motivational tales have truly touched both my soul and my dog's dirty pussy.

    So there's no easy way to say it, but my dog's pussy has taken a turn for the worse. Apparently, her pussy is so dirty and crusty that normal antibiotics couldn't penetrate it's thick layer of stank.

    So now we're on the hard stuff. This dog pussy medicine is the real deal. Or at least I hope it is, for the sake of my dog's pussy.

    It's day 2. I haven't really looked at it lately, as it is a gross dirty dog pussy, but I'll peep game in a couple of days and keep you posted.

    Keep the love coming to my dog's pussy, and we're gonna knock the stank out of it yet!

    Your kind words are my only means of summoning the strength to continue to fight the good fight during these darkest of times and dirtiest of dog pussies.

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    i just wanted to mention that when you google "dirty dog pussy", this thread is the first thing that shows up.

    so this is what it feels like to "make it"...
    --youreallfags.


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    If you don't mind asking (and i haven't read the whole thread), how did your dog's pussy get so filthy in the first place?



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    To be perfectly frank, bateman, I find it pretty insulting that you would tell me that you haven't read my posts(each one more immaculate than the last), as to imply that they are beneath you in some way, and then you insult the artist even further by asking for some abridged version..

    shame on you.
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