I'm Sick with AIDS

[dad]

I'm sure there has got to be at least one person with medical expertise. Well, I got a Sore Throat, Headache, Fever, Brown Phlegm, and it's hard for me to swallow(no homo). What should i do?

[SKAMPOE]

spoon full of pure honey
half of an organic lemon

repeat with weed in between

[dad]

bless your life

[CEITEDMOFO]

YOU GOT A SEVERE CASE OF COCK-A-GITIs

[ALCATRAZ]

you got the common cold more or less

the one thing that universally helps is warm food like soup, but more importantly...

you need to drink a full glass of water about every 15-20 minutes. literally every 15-20 minutes. you should drink so much water that you're basically pissing out water. do that for a couple hours and you'll be feeling better guaranteed

[DUMBO]

I'm sure there has got to be at least one person with medical expertise. Well, I got a Sore Throat, Headache, Fever, Brown Phlegm, and it's hard for me to swallow(no homo). What should i do?

Turn the internet off (well just your end of it, not the entire internet please) and go to sleep.

[dad]

YOU GOT A SEVERE CASE OF COCK-A-GITIs

i just realized i was eating out your sister last week, and thats her time of the month. Well, i accidentally sucked her pussy so hard her tampon and clit ring went down my throat.

[dad]

Turn the internet off (well just your end of it, not the entire internet please) and go to sleep.

ive literally slept so much bruh, i can't force myself to sleep more.

[Professor Poopsnagle]

Vitamins and water.

[dad]

thanks Jasp

[Professor Poopsnagle]

A steamy shower and some extra sleep work wonders too.

[Undiluted Karma]

Incorporate ginger someway into the foods and drink, ie ginger tea shits great for colds trust.

[LORD NOSE]

what skampoe said minus the weed and add some cayenne pepper in that mix

also what undiluted said - that would mos def help wiff the sore throat shit

[SKAMPOE]

and NO to flu shots

[J-Cee]

lots of garlic, lots of water and rest.