How to holla without eye rolls and teeth suckin 101

[SKAMPOE]

a females mind is like cracking a safe

to the point where i can call an EX and be like come bring me money

she could be in the middle of the funeral of her current baby daddy's brother and she will drop everything to come chek me on sum hand to hand and b ghost b4 my wiz sees ya...


true story

[issues]

its best to expose the penis mid conversation.. preferably during an irrelevant subject..

then based on reactions to the situation..

you can gather an accurate idea of how the night will unfold..

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[Queen Of Poetry]

^^ Good idea. Just whip the dick out and let's save some time........cause if it's small, Imma need to leave. No need to get home, get undressed and then see the dick and pretend it's huge. In fact why stop with just one guy........every dude in the bar whip ur dick out and the best one wins!!!!!!!!!!

[Fatal Guillotine]

first thing first learn social vibing and build your confidence

[Dooch]

a females mind is like cracking a safe

to the point where i can call an EX and be like come bring me money

she could be in the middle of the funeral of her current baby daddy's brother and she will drop everything to come chek me on sum hand to hand and b ghost b4 my wiz sees ya...


true story

BWahahaahaha!!


you gotta love it

[Queen Of Poetry]

first thing first learn social vibing and build your confidence

Then show the dick????????


Hahahahahaha

[Professor Poopsnagle]

a females mind is like cracking a safe

to the point where i can call an EX and be like come bring me money

she could be in the middle of the funeral of her current baby daddy's brother and she will drop everything to come chek me on sum hand to hand and b ghost b4 my wiz sees ya...


true story

HAHAAHAHAHA!

[issues]

exposure at a semi-erect state is a priority..

a flaccid organ will instigate thoughts of an appetizer to your sea-food meal..

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[Uncle Steezo]

i hope ur listening tetris cause real life talk is being spit in this thread. we are trying to help. you are a good brotha smart with a kind heart and i'd hate to see you end up all alone or gay or with some lame flat assed white bitch cause you have a grudge against the realness.

nobody is gonna down you here. we have created a safe space. lets put and end to the silent suffering. you are not alone.

[Uncle Steezo]

when queen says pull out the dick, she means it. yall should have flooded her inbox with cock pix. i know i just did.

i actually went thru a phase where i was on a 6 month hot streak of bagging bad chix to the point where my swag was on 100 thousand million i would pull out my dick at the most inappropriate times and it worked. lol either they would blush and giggle and touch it. or if we were alone just get to work on it.

you'd be surprised how similiar men and women are. like if a chick pulled her jeans down bent over and said "fuck me" what would you do?
there are women in this world that lose all control at the sight of an attractive penis.
REAL TALK.

[issues]

use your instrument like a Snake Charmer uses his..

allow her to become mesmerized by the penis..

you will see the reflection in the eyes..

this effect i like to call the Kaleidocock..

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[check two]

lol at this thread. Reminds me of

[Queen Of Poetry]

when queen says pull out the dick, she means it. yall should have flooded her inbox with cock pix. i know i just did.



you'd be surprised how similiar men and women are. like if a chick pulled her jeans down bent over and said "fuck me" what would you do?
there are women in this world that lose all control at the sight of an attractive penis.
REAL TALK.

LOL @ flooded her inbox (ya'll don't listen to him please)


Ain't nothin wrong with an attractive penis!!!!!!! Gets the juices flowing!!!!

[diggy]

lol at the game being presented here - in a good way.

[ALCATRAZ]

why is skampoe in this thread lol