Ghostface blog?
Think i just double posted by mistake.
I don't know if anyone posted about this.
It really sounds like him but it's funny as hell!!!
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/
Here's a few jokes!!!
Monday, January 31, 2011
Drake talkin greasy bout niggas!
Ayo whattup internet niggas its ya big homie Ghostface aka Theodore Deini the Wallabee Champ. Ayo I just seen this video wit that nigga Drake talkin foul bout his elders n shit. Nigga be splashin his cologne on niggas nahmean. Nigga tryna rub his cologne on niggas n keep his ass in the picture namsayin. He like that nigga in the backseat of the car pokin his head between the front seats tryna stay in the conversation wit front seat niggas nahmeans. Ayo the niggas Jay n Kanye be front seat niggas. Niggas got seat warmers n shit. Niggas can change the station on the car stereo n shit namsayin. The nigga Drake be tryna play wit the knobs on the stereo nahmeans. The nigga can’t adjust the heat controls n shit cos he a backseat nigga namsayin. Nigga you look out the side windows nahmeans. You aint built for windshield views n shit. Niggas like Drake aint built for the front seat. Nigga in the back with the child locks n shit. You aint no airbag havin nigga Drake. You need niggas permissions n shit to crack ya windows nahmeans. Niggas need to open ya doors nigga. Muthafuckas in the front seats open they own doors nahmean. Front seat niggas got legroom nahmean. Niggas push back they seats n take ya legroom nahmean. Ayo Drake niggas is takin ya legroom if they see ya ass. Ya backseat ass nigga. Ayo before I even go on wit that why the fuck this nigga always be gruntin when he say that nigga Wayne name n shit? Nigga be droppin his little anecdotes n shit n the muthafuckin stories always be some shit where the nigga gotta start gruntin n groanin bout that nigga nahmeans. Nigga talkin bout how the other nigga be makin the muthafucka nervous n shit. Ayo when niggas was makin joints like Protect Ya Neck n Reunited n shit niggas wasn’t in the studio gruntin n makin fuck faces over the other niggas darts n shit. Niggas wasn’t lookin at other niggas in the studio like ayo god ya makin a muthafucka weak in the knees wit that shit namsayin. Wasn’t no niggas talkin bout how they gettin all tingly n shit when a nigga spit his darts. Ayo we aint no homophobe niggas but straight up if the nigga U-God say to the god ayo Tony ya makin me nervous n shit I would had gone n smacked that nigga in his throat n shit. I’da put the stallions on that nigga. Nigga would had gotten thrown through five walls n come out of a room 3 doors away from where he was n shit namsayin. Only two reasons why niggas be makin other niggas nervous n that shit either cos the nigga wearin a wire or he a homo nigga. Word bond.
Aight peace.
Posted by BIG GHOST at 1:34 PM
Monday, January 31, 2011
H.A.M. Namsayin!
Ayo this the Wallabee Champ Tone Stizzy! Ayo these niggas brought the shit back to Afrika Bambaataa namsayin! This some electronic music for robotic zulu niggas in the jungle to throw spears to nahmeans. Word yo the god envisioned that shit. Niggas thats robots huntin wild mongooses wit spears n shit namsayin. This the kinda shit niggas wrestle gorillas to namsayin. Word. This some Tron shit. But yo the god got folklores bout that nigga Kanye tho. Nahmean that my nigga n all but yo straight up that nigga out his mind son. Word. Ayo that nigga came thru to jump on a remix wit the god nahmeans. The little nigga Ne-yo was in the studio when the nigga Ye show up. Bein that the nigga Ne-Yo done the hook nahmeans. The nigga Ne-Yo drunk than a muthafucka son nahmean. But yo the nigga Kanye show up n the nigga got a butt ass naked chinese bitch on a leash n shit. Bitch was about 4 feet tall. The nigga was wearin a silver tuxedo wit no shirt underneath. Just a bow tie n a silver tuxedo nahmeans. The nigga on his jack namsyain. N the nigga screamin on a broad on the phone yo. Word yo I aint even know what the nigga sayin to the broad but the nigga just screamin on the bitch namsayin talkin bout word Imma kill you bitch you betta hide ya dogs n this that n the third. The nigga hang up n yo the nigga Ne-Yo was feelin some kinda way bout the situation n the nigga say somethin bout yo that aint right son. Yo you gotta respect them broads etc etc nahmeans. Meanwhile the nigga Ye start takin off his belt all quiet like nahmean n dont even say a word to nobody n straight up the nigga Ye knocks that nigga Ne-Yo across his scalp wit the buckle namsayin. So the nigga Ne-Yo grabs a empty bottle of Ciroc n the nigga breaks the shit on the table talkin bout Imma stab this nigga Ye. Meanwhile my niggas got out they little phones n shit tryna capture the shit on video nahmeans. But yo the god aint wanna see no niggas gettin killed up in the spot so a nigga try n intervene. Thats my word. But yo then the nigga Ye bitch…the naked chinese broad on the leash starts whylin nahmean. Word yo the bitch growlin n shit. Out of nowhere the bitch jumps up on the ceiling nahmeans. Thats my word n the bitch crawlin around on the ceiling n walls growlin n shit. Niggas is runnin out the studio n that nigga Ne-Yo like a sittin duck nahmeans. N the broad jump down n start chewin on the nigga neck. Meanwhile the nigga Ne-Yo screamin like Mariah Carey n shit while the bitch chew the nigga neck. Word yo that was some fucked up shit. Then the nigga Ye clap his hands talkin bout Pang heel! He like Pang return! N the bitch come up to the nigga leg n shit n the nigga gave the bitch a kibble n shit. Then the nigga go in the booth n spit his verse in one take n the nigga bounced. Meanwhile the nigga Ne-Yo layin all unconscious in his own piss losin blood n shit. Turns out the nigga lost 2 liters of blood or some shit. Word yo that was some wild shit son! Them two niggas dont really mention that shit too much in interviews but the god remembers the shit clear as fuck. Word.
Aight peace.
Posted by BIG GHOST at 1:38 PM
"Ayo whattup this the honorable Starky Love Jones nahmean. Peace to that nigga Nas yo thats my bloodline nahmean. We niggas of the same pedigree namsayin. Ayo a nigga got some folklores to unveil on yalls little internet niggas bout that nigga tho. I dont mean no disrespect but the god feels as tho he helped elevate that nigga chamber nahmean. Word yo back on that purple tape joint the god chirped that nigga Nas n told that nigga we needed him to come bless the Verbal Intercourse joint for the gods nahmean. Bein that we of the same divine calibers n shit he came thru n he knocked buildings down on that joint nahmean. Ayo matter fact that whole session was like a battle of the monsters from hiroshima nahmean. Niggas was like Godzilla vs King Kong vs Mothra n shit! Thats some real talk! Niggas was whylin n knockin bricks out the walls n rippin the door off the booth n shit! Niggas was throwin niggas thru walls n shit! That nigga RZA tried to get the gods to cool out n started splashin strawberry yoo-hoos on niggas n shit. At one point the nigga RZA jump up on the mixing boards n tore open his Nautica fleece. N that shit aint had no zippers or snaps or nothin of that sort nahmean. Nigga just lost his wig n shit. Ayo the nigga was holdin a spear n shit. On on on some Shak Zulu shit. I remembers that. N I looked at the god n knew something was peculiar bout the nigga demeanor cos the nigga eyes was red n them shits was glowin like christmas bulbs nahmean. The nigga just started shootin lasers out the nigga eyes n the gods was like word? So by that time niggas started droppin to tha ground like muthafuckin lead papayas n shit. Niggas had settled they little tempers n shit. Ya know. Then that nigga Rae pull a pack of owls out from his Helly n niggas just blazed for like 2 days. Nahmean. So by that time the nigga Nas had calmed the fuck down. He was back on his own cloud nahmean. N boom. The nigga went in the booth n cooked up that marvelous shit yalls is already familiar wit nahmean. But the god felt like ya know he had somethin to do with puttin a battery in that nigga back nahmean. That nigga Nas prolly remember the shit different but the god recalls that shit like it had took place this morning nahmean. Thats my word. N yo then a miracle had began to transpire. When that nigga came out the booth a muthafuckin falcon had appeared behind him n that nigga just climbed on the falcon back n they just bust out the ceiling n shit. Niggas was like oh shit ya see that nigga Nas! Niggas was on they jack callin they niggas talkin bout that nigga Nas just flew out the studio on a muthfuckin 7 foot Falcon n shit. So thats how that rumor started spreading. Yalls niggas may not had heard that shit before tho. Thats my word.
Aight peace."
BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 9th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
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