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  1. 03-29-2011, 05:07 PM #1
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    Default Mike Tyson vs Bruce Lee



    Who would win in a straight up fight?

    Both fighters in their prime, not hitting in the balls, no weapons, no gloves, everything else goes. Fight should be held in a 24x24 (7.5x7.5m) ring.
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    Bruce Lee is a pure fighter, Tyson is a boxer. Tyson woudn't be able to touch Bruce Lee. I bet Lee could take a few Tyson punches too.

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    Tyson would have to adjust to someone kicking, but then again he's fucking fast too. I'm interested in more takes on this.
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    Ali used to spar with top lightweight in the world during his prime, who couldn't really touch him. I don't think Tyson would be able to touch Bruce Lee
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    also, Jeet Kun Do is basically a fighting style that is like water. It's reactionary, doing the right move in retaliation to your opponent. I don't think Tyson could prepare himself to deal with that.
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    Bruce Lee, obviously.
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    what a bunch of faggy wu-tang nerd answers.

    Martial arts is cool for movies and self-discipline and keeping chinamen off the streets and the like, but in a REAL fight...eh, it only goes so far.

    I'm not saying it's useless, but I don't care how fast he is, I'll tackle a jap and punch him dead in his dick before he can spinkick me in my head

    FACT: No asian person is over 5 foot 5 140 pounds.

    That being said, I don't know who would win in the fight, but I would like to see it. I'm leaning Tyson because he's bigger and there's no way bruce lee takes a tyson haymaker.
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    Mike Tyson would smother Bruce Lee and then he would rape his corpse. Tyson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney DANgerfield View Post
    what a bunch of faggy wu-tang nerd answers.

    Martial arts is cool for movies and self-discipline and keeping chinamen off the streets and the like, but in a REAL fight...eh, it only goes so far.

    I'm not saying it's useless, but I don't care how fast he is, I'll tackle a jap and punch him dead in his dick before he can spinkick me in my head

    FACT: No asian person is over 5 foot 5 140 pounds.

    That being said, I don't know who would win in the fight, but I would like to see it. I'm leaning Tyson because he's bigger and there's no way bruce lee takes a tyson haymaker.
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    Lee is a fighter, Tyson is a boxer. big difference
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    Lee's not a fighter, he's a martial artist
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    its obvious you have no understnding of jeet kune do. ill go with tyson. hes fast and vicious nd you can get a punch on a kickboxer



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney DANgerfield View Post
    Lee's not a fighter, he's a martial artist
    that's what i meant. let me re-phrase that for you.

    Lee is a martial artist, Tyson is a fighter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PALEHORSE View Post
    its obvious you have no understnding of jeet kune do. ill go with tyson. hes fast and vicious nd you can get a punch on a kickboxer

    i don't but i just have to lean towards bruce lee because i do know the difference between a boxer and a martial artist of Lee's status
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