Nobody on your team gets "babes".
You run unprotected trains on day old burrito, 7-11 transhcan pussy and brag about it online.
I'd be willing to bet you and your homies from the Junior College LaCrosse team smell each other's scrotums after you prematurely ejaculate in those wilderbeasts you refer to as babes.
Here, have a Ciroc/Crystal Light slushie on me:
In the meantime, I'll hit the other side of the bar, obliterate a bottle of Jager (straight) within 1 and 1/2 minutes, and then piss in your Carona when you take a powder break in the ladies room.
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