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    Default CILFs (Corpses I'd Like To Fuck)

    Because sometimes they ain't alive no more



    Lana Turner, Fuck me If she didn't have the prettiest face ever. Like a dime plus another dime.



    Ingrid Bergman. Maybe its the girl nextdoor look



    Lauren Bacall. Maybe the most elegant looking woman ever, but her face has character unlike the ugly supermodels that share some of her characteristics.



    Obvious but I can't imagine anyone not thinking shes the bomb.



    Kim Novak. woooooo



    Aaliyah. Theoretically I wouldn't just fuck her, I'd marry her. Shes like an angel.



    Kirstie Alley. Incredibly sexy, big fucking tasty ass.



    T'Keyah Crystal Keymah. From In Living Color. The cutest woman of all time. She looks like a disney character.



    Elephant man. Look at his sexy fungus shit on his back.

    I'm not saying I'd fuck their corpses now, but if they had only been dead a few minutes and the bodies were still warm, fuck yeah.

    Add your own sexy carcasses

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    I DIDnT KNOW U LIKE NIGERIANs

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    SOSA U KNOW THERES LIKE A MILLION HOT WHITE CHICK ACTORS ALIVE RIGHT NOW RiGHT?

    HERES SOME OF THE BABIES
    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=100128

    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=109549

    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=107570

    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=103301

    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=102447

    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99848

    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=97699

    SOSA I STRONGELY RECOMEND THAT YOU READ THIS THREADS ONE DAY AT A TIME AND COME BACK CUZ ITS JUST TOO MUCH BABEAGE TO TAKE IN


    P.S. SOSA>>>>>

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    Haha yeah I know but you gotta give it up for the hotties that have been buried for years. The only love they get is from maggots crawling out their eye sockets. Like Lana Turner, theres not one chick alive as hot as that.



    Good call on Leah Remini, I always thought that chick was fine as hell, and her accent and voice does something to me. I put up with hours worth of Kevin James unfunny fat ass for her. She funny too.

    The chick i'm currently obsessed with is the funny redhead from newsradio






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    why you postin pam grier...she's alive, but she'll be #1 on my cilf list when she's gone

    for now its aaliyah


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    THAT CHIC IS A SLIGHT CREEPER IN THE FAcE

    BUT SHE GETS THE PASS SINCE SHE HAS A FAT ASS I SEEN HER IN A CLASSIC CURB EPISODE LAST YR

    THE LAST CURB EPISODE HAD THIS TALL WHORE IN IT


    IM POSITIVE SHE FUCKED HER WAY TO STARDOM


    SPEAKIN OF OLD SLUTS I MISS THIS 80s SLUT

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    Sosa,
    I thought you went more for fat women like Heat?









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    used to love her before she fucked herself up so badly with all the plastic surgery

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    so one day i was chilling back watching an alfred hitchcock movie called blackmail when this fine young thing popped up as the staring and then i realized that the world aint shit till we discover time machines yo

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    Jane Asher.





    Oh, not dead, but still...

    Uhmmmm..... Bettie Page anyone?
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    THAT CHIC IS A SLIGHT CREEPER IN THE FAcE
    Shes got a big nose but it works with her not against her. Larry gets some nice pussy in curb, cheryl is pretty tasty. I ain't seen any of the new season yet, I might wait for the DVD and watch it all at once.

    Quote Originally Posted by kempa View Post

    used to love her before she fucked herself up so badly with all the plastic surgery
    good call

    Quote Originally Posted by cutn' heads View Post
    Haha. I remember the issue of playboy that that was in. I remember it very well actually.

    Check two I like fat chicks if they got a cute face, but I'd rather a slim bitch with a big ass and nice sized (not massive) titties. See Kirstie Alley (before she put on all the weight).

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