So what's up with black chicks

[TheBoarzHeadBoy]

So I'm at a club straight drunk this morning (last night... whatever) with the girl I'm sort of with ATM And my friend and the girl he's with. And obviously we're as close to having public sex as my puritan intolerance of PDA would allow. So we're dancing like the club barbarians for like a hour straight sweating like crazy, and obviously dudes are jelly because the ratio is fucked and I've got an attractive girl on me, and that's chill.

Anyhow since she's just my slam and it's casual (not that I'd be bothered even if we were in love or something) we dance with some other people. So obvi I'm doing like two at a time because I'm practically the only white guy who isn't a Guido or a wigger. But while the white girls are flocking to me like seagulls for sammiches when I try to move on black girls they're just rejecting me.

Are black girls (QoP not withstanding) not into white dudes? I mean I've chilled with black girls (believe it or not NH has black girls) and they were respectable. But these were city chicks (believe it or not NH has urban areas) and they were not feeling me. I felt like Asher Roth trying to get with Keri Hilson in "she don't want a man" (it may also be the only black girls I find attractive enough to approach are by black standards out of my league. For example bitches who look like Keri Hilson...)

So yeah basically I was kind of pissed off so I went back to my date for he rest of the night and then fondled a bit and drank beers on the way back. So are black girls all queer or are they scared of my Illuminati Jewish Templar swag?

[check two]

A lot of black broads like white chocolate, but most girls in general don't like weirdos.

[']

[SKAMPOE]

ahahahahahaha

[check two]

So I'm at a club straight drunk this morning (last night... whatever) with the girl I'm sort of with ATM And my friend and the girl he's with. And obviously we're as close to having public sex as my puritan intolerance of PDA would allow. So we're dancing like the club barbarians for like a hour straight sweating like crazy, and obviously dudes are jelly because the ratio is fucked and I've got an attractive girl on me, and that's chill.

Anyhow since she's just my slam and it's casual (not that I'd be bothered even if we were in love or something) we dance with some other people. So obvi I'm doing like two at a time because I'm practically the only white guy who isn't a Guido or a wigger. But while the white girls are flocking to me like seagulls for sammiches when I try to move on black girls they're just rejecting me.

Are black girls (QoP not withstanding) not into white dudes? I mean I've chilled with black girls (believe it or not NH has black girls) and they were respectable. But these were city chicks (believe it or not NH has urban areas) and they were not feeling me. I felt like Asher Roth trying to get with Keri Hilson in "she don't want a man" (it may also be the only black girls I find attractive enough to approach are by black standards out of my league. For example bitches who look like Keri Hilson...)

So yeah basically I was kind of pissed off so I went back to my date for he rest of the night and then fondled a bit and drank beers on the way back. So are black girls all queer or are they scared of my Illuminati Jewish Templar swag?

[Dr. Simon Hurt]

it's probably because you use phrases like "jelly", "obvi", and "slam" you dickless idiot.

[diggy]

[TheBoarzHeadBoy]

it's probably because you use phrases like "jelly", "obvi", and "slam" you dickless idiot.

Hahaha aha

Also, I do have a dick. Honest. It's not pornographic or anything, but it's close enough it gets the job done.

[llBARlllCODEll]

i've dated plenty of black chicks and the one im wit now is black. must just be u, IDK

[RzaRectum]

Exactly, they smell the templar, but already recognize that they are the god manifest. Thanks for playing.

[check two]

Jay Z?

[TheBoarzHeadBoy]

Exactly, they smell the templar, but already recognize that they are the god manifest. Thanks for playing.

God of what? Somehow reaching my drunk standards of beauty?

[']

could it be possible that you smelled of wet dog on this puritan dance floor you speak of?

[llBARlllCODEll]

bitch looks like Jay-Z lol

[check two]

That's a girl? lol Well it is very tough for a female to look good looking in a flat brim hat.