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    anyone use this software? ive had a good few days on their ... all you guise posting making me reply and i end up folding aa and ak.. but they would have been crushed thankyou guise//

    so im up about 700 dollers...

    anyone want heads up cash games??

    anyone use pokerstars?

    anyone playing in the sccop?

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    IM ABOUT TO DOWNLOAD THE POKER GAMES FOR MY XBOX SO THAT I CAN MASTER IT AND WIN BIG IN ATLANTIC CItY

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    game is game. they processes(algorithms) they use cant handle shuffling the cards properly..

    plus the internet software has flaws if you have won more hands than you would normall on % / time, it starts making u lose, having AA losing to random combination sucks.. but
    in real life that wont happen.. no algorithms are their to define how much you can on % win in an hour.. lol..

    playing on line is patience.. playing in real life is being proper aggro.

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    pokerstars - is a scam, rigged and it's totally unfair to players!
    DO NOT EVER PLAY THERE! AND JOIN US TO FIGHT THEM!
    Forget online poker, you will never ever win there and this game will give you just a bad mood in the end, ALWAYS!
    This online game is full of bots (programmed players – not real people), pokerstars is cheating, they know your cards, they give a tricky river and they steal your entire deposit! Do you really think that pokerstars is letting to play on their site with other players only? They have bots and Pokerstars grabs millions of dollars from players by cheating!
    Send this link (fuckPokerStars.com) to everyone you know and love! Pokerstars owners must be judged!
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    Here is a good example that will make you believe faster:

    I have opened in July 2011 google.com and typed "pokerstars is" and watch what happened:


    Rigged, bullshit, a joke, cheating.. Wonderful! BTW, this is not just Pokerstars but also this affects Full Tilt poker, same shit.




    Fkn Baraichik) He stole everything!..

    Look at these fucking bots on pokerstars:

    So who is jll835? Human? Sure?
    PokerStars Sucks ass. These bastards think they are king dookie of the dunghill and it shows. They have an arrogant attitude toward their business partners because "We have two WSOP champions." Whoopty-shit. They treat their affiliates like garbage because they feel that they should not have to pay for players who are just dying to play there anyway. We might actually play at this damn site if their software would allow aces to hold up every now and then. We have seen aces drop to some of the most ridiculous long shots.

    Furthermore, their software generates "Action Flops" more often than others. Far more often than other sites. These are the flops where unlikely events tend to happen in order to generate extra rake. For instance, if you hold AK and the flop comes A22, you expect to win, right? Wrong! One opponent has 23, one has K2, and one has AA! You get stuck for a lot of money. To the untrained eye, aces do not come on the board any more often than they should. However, when three players have an ace in their hand, you would expect the final ace to appear rarely. Apparently PokerStars' definition of rarely is "On every river". Moving all in on a flop with the best hand is always a scary experience. You are best server to cover your eyes, because if your opponent has an out, even one, he will hit. Poker Stars is also the king of the dominated hand loss. Do not expect to with with AK against AQ.
    Playing the best hand at PokerStars is like shoving hot rocks up your ass. You always hope next time will be different, but it always hurts just the same. Boycott these fuckers.

    Poker Stars also does not offer a deposit bonus. Again, why should they pay players to come when everyone wants to play there anyway? Arrogance will be their undoing. May they rot in hell when their players turn on them.

    These arrogant pricks can go stuff their WSOP champs up their asses. They deserve to lose the poker industry game.
    Here just a funny pic I searched in google:


    Here are few examples how pokerstars is owning you on the fucking river:





    Watch these fucking flushes, how can this be random?:






    POKERSTARS IS ROBBING ALL PLAYERS!

    1,360,000 hands. That is how many hands we have tracked on PokerStars.com. We have been monitoring all-in situations at PokerStars.com for the past year and we have come to the conclusion that the games at this site are unfair and biased toward poor play. Read on to see our methodology.

    How we tracked it:
    By using 15 different computers running PokerStars software and each monitoring five tournament tables at once, we were able to isolate nearly 1.4 million hands where two or more players were all in against each other preflop. These hands were then grouped into three categories: 80/20 (i.e. pair vs. pair), 70/30 (i.e. AK vs. AQ), and 60/40 (i.e. JT vs. 45). We broke these matchups down and analyzed each. After reviewing all hands, we would expect the higher of two pocket pairs to hold up 81% of the time and tie about 0.5%. We would expect a high card hand matching neither of the opponent's cards to hold up roughly 59% of the time, with about 1.1% ending in a tie. Finally, we would expect dominating hands to win 71% of the time with 1.1% ending in a tie. The margin of error for win percentages is +- 1.7%.

    The results:


    • In coinflip situations PokerStars worked out as expected, with a tiny advantage to the pocket pair of roughly 1.5%.
    • In 60/40 situations PokerStars worked out roughly as expected, favoring the weaker hand only .8% more often than expected, well within our margin of error.
    • In 80/20 situations we saw a little bit of deviation. The smaller pocket pair actually won 26.3% of the time, and the higher pair winning only 72.7% of the time. This is a well outside of our margin of error by nearly triple!
    • In 70/30 situations things get even worse. The lesser of the two hands wins a whopping 41% of the time, a full 10% more than it should! With more than 475,000 hands to analyze, this is more than a simple statistical anomaly. This is downright fradulent.

    Other Findings:

    We became curious about what was going on so we looked closer at many of the 70/30 hands (a three-outer). We found that hands such as Kx vs. Kx were within the standard deviation, as was Qx vs. Qx. We did not have enough hands of Jx and lower in 3-outer situations to analyze. Upon looking closer at Ax hands we found that the weaker Ax beat the better Ax (i.e. A4 beating AK) about 4% more than it should. We also found than Ax vs a pocket pair beat the pocket pair more than 12% more often than it should! So clearly aces flop too often, right? Wrong. Simply looking at flops shows an even distribution of aces. However, when players are all in and need an ace, it tends to appear. When no ace is needed it does not appear, balancing out the discrepancy. Furthermore, we found that when two players held an ace, one or both of the remaining aces would appear on the board over 30% of the time. This is a huge discrepancy, nearly double the total of about 19% expected. We can only guess that this is to induce action, as this statistical anomaly does not occur with other cards.

    Conclusion:

    PokerStars is NOT a fair site! We do not recommend that you play there until they address these statistical anomalies. If they contact us about these things, we will confront them with the hand histories we recorded. Regardless of their response, our study is statistically significant enough to warrant extreme caution when dealing with PokerStars.

    A very good comment:

    Pokerstars can change the outcome of any game. They can factor a winning and lossing % to each name that signs on. If you have complained in the past you will very rarely win. If you do win a hand by chance, you will probably wind up splitting the pot. I have sat at 38 different 10/20 NL tables the other night and each table I sat down I alway got a 3 or 4 drop on my closed card. The odds are highly impossible to drop 27 3's and 24 duces and all other under cards were under 6. for a total of 38 hands. So last night I tried again with 100k starting and my losing % after 50 games was 96% FIXED, Rigged or whatever you want to call it. Please do not play with real monies you will definetly lose in the end. Programs can be tamper with.

    Here watch this video suckout with pocket KKings:


    [VIDEO] Pokerstars is Rigged:


    [VIDEO] Great Folds:


    [VIDEO] AK unrandom Suckouts:


    [VIDEO] War on Scamstars:


    [VIDEO] The truth about pokerstars:


    My opinion:

    I've been playing on pokerstars just for fun not for a long time, lost not much ~100 dollars in total, and I got the feeling that something is wrong with this game, so I started to search for information from internet. And you know what? Everybody is complaining that pokerstars.net is fucking rigged! Cards are not random, I was soo pissed after loosing fucking again the last time, loosing 10 dollars in poker feels like you lost a thousand, it's better to throw these 10 dollars away rather than to loose them on pokerstars, because this shit game is fucking cheating! So I lost the last time I played there and with my big anger I broke a fork when I was eating and scratched a finger a little, damn them... Whenever you play small bets you win, when you do bets bigger you fucking always lose! That is what pokerstars does to you, they want to show you that - "Yes, it is real to win, buddy, please play! We know you like it!", but in the end they will just steal all your cash, because you have increased your passion into this fucking game! They have a lot of addicted players, they have nothing to lose if someone like me understands their rig. Government does nothing, nobody does nothing for sake! Nobody can do nothing! Who gonna fight?

    All hands in pokerstars are rigged! It's the big and sly system, developed by swindlers!

    If you going to question: "Well, but there are same players like me! What is the problem?" - you are wrong! In almost every table there are 1 to few BOT players, not a human, but the program, you can't chat with them, try next time to make sure! I am the programmer and I know what I am saying. So these bots are rigging the hand for their benefit and pokerstars takes it! Where there are no bots in table then pokerstars gives money to newest or to the player who didn't win for a long time, why? To make him feel better, to make him believe that he is a good poker player! So he will continue playing on pokerstars and later to be owned by pokerstars!

    So I said fuck that, fuck this pokerstars and other online shitty poker games too.. and I opened this website after all to protect you guys from those montherfuckers - cheaters and I want pokerstars to be ended. I am addicted to gambling, so whenver I start getting this crazy idea about playing online poker games – I will go to FuckPokerStars.com instead, and my advice to you is to do the same!

    If you want to play a poker, then play Texas Hold'em with real people, in the real place and at the real table! Tom Dwan, Phil Ivey, Patrick Antonius and other popular professional players – do you think they play on pokerstars? Hell no! They play in real, and they win in real! Pokerstars is just paying them for advertising their money-stealing-software, that is why you see pokerstars logo on their t-shirts or caps or underwear! They want to make people believe that everything is OK with online gambling, but this is not true. I've been sending them bunch of emails, and they as usual giving a shit. Pokerstars is a robbery-business which should not be legal!

    And, hey! Do you want to look like him?


    Do not play online poker and you won't!

    Visit these for more information:

    Pokerstars is rigged (forum)
    EVERYBODY MUST QUIT ONLINE POKER
    http://www.stinkingcool.com/
    http://www.fuckonlinepoker.com/
    http://www.youtube.com/user/magic612 <<= watch this
    youtube: fuck pokerstars
    google: pokerstars is a scam
    google: fuck online poker
    Proof That Online Poker Is Rigged!
    PokerStarsIsAScam - Magic's live channel

    How to quit pokerstars:

    Hey guys, if you are weak to quit pokerstars, do the same what I did
    Open that shit program, go to Requests - Responsible Gaming - Exclude me from playing..., tick I agree to be Self-Excluded for: 180 day self-exclution, Yeah) Immagine if everyone does the same! Below are screenshot-instructions:








    Hey, I receive emails from some people to [email protected] and I decided to publish them, click this.

    Donations, maybe?


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    BEN JUST ETHERED SOUL WITH HIS OWN ANON STYLe

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    Hahaha

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    PokerStars launched its beta play money only site on September 11, 2001, and later began real money wagering on December 12, 2001. PokerStars was originally a Costa Rican company, Rational Enterprises, majority owned by the Scheinberg family of Israel.[3][4] The company was subsequently moved to the Isle of Man, a British Crown dependency. The move was driven by the establishment of a 0% corporate tax rate and the removal of rules barring companies from accepting casino and poker bets from America.[3] PokerStars holds its license with the Isle of Man Gambling Supervision Commission, and is also licensed in Italy by the Amministrazione Autonoma dei Monopoli di Stato (AAMS).[5]

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    totally missed my initial / second posts, its to do with patience and algorithms

    if you win too many hands in a short amount of time. you are undoublty going to lose, so be patient fold monsters. as they will get owned.
    but if your patient you can and will win.
    as i said READ MY second POST. UNDERSTAND IT.

    I KNOW THESE SYSTEMS CANT SHUFFLE CARDS RANDOMLY.. YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO,,,

    i know theirs bots.. ive had crazy bad beats, but im still up more than 6k in dollers over the course of 3 years..( having not even played any poker for 18 months of tht time)

    check my pkr stats, my names walsall1978.

    wont give you my pokerstars name.,. not yet.. but im up for a game or too..


    anyway i let you know how i get on in the rigged scoop, event number 3 buy in of 550

    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    Hahaha

    Soul controller trusts no corporation or media outlet but makes the exception for this company

    i dont make exceptions. i kick ass at poker. real life or on line..

    patience is the key.. which is what lots of people lack. hence why they blame the systems, but you need to play well, read the board and read players.. and make notes..

    you know i go deep in everything i like
    poker is no exception..
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    but you're constantly raving about how we need to erradicate the concept of "currency" and live in a cashless, coinless society??

    Yet you are playing to win big? wtf lol




    this is almost as hilarious as when palehorse took a government contract job to wire a building haha

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    im not planning on winning big, i play due to enjoyment of the game, and if i win.. then cool. but i dont need th cash (i dont gamble on anything else.. i see this as being paid for a sport that your good at) i dont do lottery,

    i started playing poker at uni, never played it competitively til 3 years ago...

    enjoyed it ever since


    yes we do need to..(LIVE IN A CASHLESS SOCIETY. OR A SOCIETY WHERE THE CURRENCY HAS ACTUAL MEANING. AND BACKED BY SOMTHING REAL) only due to my love of people deserving to be free, not exploiting each other or the planet..
    i dont need the cash. and i dont care for the money..
    if i do win big, im more than likely to share it with friends.. hell i will even send you a nice amount bob. you can even download pokerstars n watch me if u like .lols


    if i was to work for a corp, raping and pillaging the planet and others. maybe enforcing laws that i think are draconian.. then yeah this might be hilarious


    but to compare a sport, that im really good at. that i can make easy money off.. and even be able to set people like ceited cash to his pokerstars account.. lol
    to any of what tyou stated rob is not even in the same planet, let alone same galaxy.


    im not in it to win big, im in it to test my skills against better players..


    nothing better in life, than being happy off ur own succes's (not off of other peoples success's such as your face footy team. fave sports person doing well... GET HAPPY FROM YOUR OWN SUCCESS'S)

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    Next up - Soul (the walking contradictory enhancement smoker) tells us about his hatred of hunting and transvestites while sitting in his thong and bra eating a bug juicy steak.

    p.s - It's spelled 'SUCCESSES', Did you go to school or are you just dyslexic? You should try and succeed at spelling first before you move on to college level education.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MAGMA View Post
    Next up - Soul (the walking contradictory enhancement smoker) tells us about his hatred of hunting and transvestites while sitting in his thong and bra eating a bug juicy steak.

    p.s - It's spelled 'SUCCESSES', Did you go to school or are you just dyslexic? You should try and succeed at spelling first before you move on to college level education.

    not sure flopped quad jacks,
    then next hand quad queens

    its rarher hard to type when the screen is flipping between firefox and 2 pokertables..


    hence why some of my sentences are disjointed.


    lol walking contradiction? how so? whats wrong with your small minded self?? how have i contradicted anything i have said? do i rape pillage others of the planet?

    its a sport/game im good at.. lol you guise wish u got paid for sports you did - instead of paying to take part. hahaha


    i went to alumwell comprehensive
    then walsall college of arts and tech

    then loughborough university. (not demontford)

    but yeah whats my rushed spelling/sentences got to do with the price of cheese??

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    Quote Originally Posted by soul controller View Post
    not sure flopped quad jacks,
    then next hand quad queens

    its rarher hard to type when the screen is flipping between firefox and 2 pokertables..


    hence why some of my sentences are disjointed.


    lol walking contradiction? how so? whats wrong with your small minded self?? how have i contradicted anything i have said? do i rape pillage others of the planet?

    its a sport/game im good at.. lol you guise wish u got paid for sports you did - instead of paying to take part. hahaha


    i went to alumwell comprehensive
    then walsall college of arts and tech

    then loughborough university. (not demontford)

    but yeah whats my rushed spelling/sentences got to do with the price of cheese??
    Because if you spelled correctly you could've studied at a proper university in the field of Biotechnology.

    You could've then used your expertise to secure a job as a microbiologist and attempted to create the first cheese infused with THC and sneak it in under the E.U to have the population's minds eye opened to the failures of the government and multinational powerhouses.


    This would've eradicated the need for people to pay for cheese cos they would be so wrecked, they wouldn't bother charging for it thus helping provide free THC cheese for every man, woman and child on earth and ending world poverty.


    Thats what it's got to do with the price of cheese.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MAGMA View Post
    Next up - Soul (the walking contradictory enhancement smoker) tells us about his hatred of hunting and transvestites while sitting in his thong and bra eating a bug juicy steak.

    p.s - It's spelled 'SUCCESSES', Did you go to school or are you just dyslexic? You should try and succeed at spelling first before you move on to college level education.

    still better than knowing fuck all, and claiming you know, and not adjusting your life to what you know....

    if you dont have standards, you will fall for anything






    i guess you played pokerstars? and you dont understand the game? or the fact that patience is key.. hence why you emphasize its rigged??


    pretty sad really. you faggots get kicks from trying to diss others.
    you seriously must have problems making friends in real life.. or meeting girls.. cos its so much harder to be a cock than to get on with someone


    no doubt you be all on my cock due to, me actually standing up and being counted for, and not believing the bullshit that your forceed..

    dont worry., the next covert black op, you can take the media and govt word over facts ,,,










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