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Thread: 425-Pound Gang Member Fails to Kidnap Child, Also Fails to Beat Police in Footrace

  1. 10-07-2012, 10:06 AM #1
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    Default 425-Pound Gang Member Fails to Kidnap Child, Also Fails to Beat Police in Footrace

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    Meet Victor Joseph Espinoza, of Santa Ana, CA. He weighs 425 pounds, something that complicated his plan to kidnap a 10-year-old boy. The alleged gang member grabbed the boy, who was on his way to soccer practice, and didn't let go. The boy broke free of Espinoza's bear-like grip, and ran with his cousin, who was also on the scene, to tell their soccer coach what had happened.

    The soccer coach, a far more athletic man, caught up with Espinoza, tackled him, but still Espinoza, ever the aggressive man-bear, escaped. Soon, a police helicopter was enlisted in the chase. The copter spotted Espinoza fleeing through a residential yard. Cops caught up with him. Again, Espinoza weighs 425 pounds. Of course they caught up to him.
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    lol, that head alone probably weighs more than me!
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    Looks like a cadbury egg
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    Gang member?

    I don't believe it.
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    Gang members usually aren't the brightest of the bunch.








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    I guess he just wanted his babyback ribs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jammin;2270256
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    here's some more members of the gang










    and cant forget about the gang leader
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    lmfao @barcode


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    tiny face gang makes skittles gang nervous
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    hahah,jabba gonzalez
    his chin looks fake as fuck,thered be a few burritoes lodged inside that chin no doubt.
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    i guess this is the end for PCP
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    i guess this is the end for PCP
    to steal a phrase from radioactive graveyard, 'dead'.
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    Hmmm...if his chin looks like that, what about his balls?
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    BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

    Tiny face Danson is too much!


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