GFK is gay?

**noel411** · 01-28-2013, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by TheFunkyDrummer

Maybe Noel started the rumors.

I didn't start the rumours but if they prove to be true all I can say is I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU BLIND FAGGOTS FOR YEARS! I mean fuck, didn't you hear 'Bulletproof Wallets'? Didn't you see the artwork? I'd love to see all you faggots finally being forced to stop living in denial. I'd love to see how many dick riding fans would abandon him and pretend they never liked him. I'd love to see how many dedicated heterosexual fans would start pretending to be gay. I'd love to see how many gay fans would start coming out of the closet. I'd love to see how many former homophobes would start saying how it's ok, even cool, to be gay.

Having said all that, I have no doubt at all that this is a hoax. But I also have no doubt that Ghost is bi-sexual at best. There's no fucking way in the world that a heterosexual could have made 'Bulletproof Wallets'. Bottom line. One day the truth will be revealed.

**the blazed sage** · 01-28-2013, 08:49 PM

what a fag^^^^^^

**theheavens** · 01-28-2013, 09:37 PM

I just got one question: are the fans under the age of 18? if yes, then it's all good

I mean, hell, Woody allen and roman polanski are still doing good

**noel411** · 01-28-2013, 09:37 PM

I wonder how many of Ghost's male groupies, on this forum, have fucked him? It must kill you guys to have to hold all that excitement inside and not be able to share it with your fellow groupies for fear of being chastised for being gay. Looks like you might get your chance to revel in the memories soon.

The only reason I don't believe this rumour is because I cant imagine any of Ghost's male fans actually turning down an arse ramming from their hero. If the article said there were accusations of his male fans having consensual sex with him, I'd just think yeah, it's finally gone public. But rape? I don't believe it.

Most likely the rumour was started by a male fan who willingly got arse fucked by Ghost and is now hoping to get a bit of cash by claiming rape. Probably got upset when Ghost tossed him aside after blowing in his face, and ruined his dreams of the intense, intimate romance he'd been fantasizing about since hearing 'Bulletproof Wallets'.