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    Default Man dies after eating hamburgers everday for a year

    A Las Vegas man who was the unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill, a medically themed restaurant that embraces monstrous hamburgers, died Monday after suffering a massive heart attack.

    Burgers on the Heart Attack Grill's menu have names like "Single Bypass," "Double Bypass," "Triple Bypass," "Quadruple Bypass" and so forth. The "Quadruple Bypass Burger," which packs four meat patties and weighs more than 3 pounds, won the Guinness World Record for "world's most calorific burger," packing a whopping 9,982 calories.

    EXPLAIN YOURSELVES AMERIFATS

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/heart-a...ry?id=18477145





    your new hero? (replacing dorner?) lol

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    He must of been a little bitch


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    d-oh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RAT KING SOLE View Post




    your new hero? (replacing dorner?) lol
    NEGATiVE, DORNER KILLS PEOPLE AND WAS CONCERNED WITH PEOPLES WEIGHT TELLING NEW JERZ GOV CHRIS CHRISTIE TO TAKE NIGHT WALKS AND TO EAT LESS.
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    wtf was that clown tryin to achieve?

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    he wanted to become a burger?

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    Kinda ironic he never got chance to have an actual bypass, that prob would have saved him...

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    people really don't care if they eat themselves to death.

    i guess, there are worse ways to die, at least they died doing what they loved, but still entirely irresponsible if they have wives and kids.
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    but if they ate properly, they could live longer

    ie. if he bought that meat himself.. cooked it fresh himself..

    its so much better than that shitlolol

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    The dude doesnt look that fat in the face









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    he wasn't fat. You don't have to be fat to be unhealthy.
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    Thanks for the tip









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    No problem. If you'd like to come to the gym with me, I've got some guest passes and I'll give you a few pointers.

    They also do a Tai Chi class you might be interested in.
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    Danny is now inviting homosexual members of this board to the gym.

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