what do you do when you wake up?

[crass]

i stumble out of bed, put some wrinkled clothes on and go to class like a slave.

[002]

^^ word

[Decka]

i go to work

[num2son]

I light the world up with my smile.

[Machete]

Yall muhfuckiz must have some stank ass sewer breath.

First thing I do when I wake up is rinse my mouth out with some sort of wash. It be all pasty and shit.

[Woozer]

well usually i get up an hour before i have to class so i have a little time to mess around. I set my phone to go off at 10:30 and then my alarm clock at 10:32. Ill usually lie in bed until 10:36 listening to whatever classic rock song comes on. During this time i also try to push my morning wood down. Next i hop out of bed, put my sandals on and take a piss/shit. Its about 10:43 now. Ill get on the computer, check my email, check a couple websites until about 10:55. Then ill usually beat off from 10:55 till 11:05, approximately, depending on if i beat it 3 or 4 times the day before. Then ill usually take a shower to whipe the semen off my hands until 11:19. Get dressed, leave for class, and i usually get there 2 or 3 minutes late. All in all ive got my schedule pretty down

[oldie]

think oh WTF, i gotta get up already! reach for my cd player remote and turn it on & up a bit and listen to hip-hop whilst im puttin my contact lenses in & doin ma teeth in the bath room, which is next to my room.

every mornin, 1st thing i do is put music on, 1st and last thing in a day!

then usually grab my coat, cap, bag n money n get bus to college.

[MASTER PAI MEI]

I Take a Piss then I Shower and Brush my Teeth then I shave then I dry off then I get dressed

[Popa Chief]

sleep

[baby jesus]

Man Some Of You Say Put On Music Thats Crazy To Me If There's Any Loud Nose Around Me I Go Fuckin Nuts Till It Stops No Loud Things In The Morning

[brahma]

yeah! squeezin the warhammer

[hellbound]

wake up, get in my friends car, spark one, then sit in the school parking lot for a little then go to school

[Razorsharp]

piss

[Shaolin Warrior]

I HATE waking up during school days, I can barely open my eyes and 95% of the time I'm in a bad mood.

Pretty much, I eat breakfast, piss, scratch my nuts and my genital area for a good 1-2 minutes depending on how itchy it is. I then bursh my teeth, shave, wash my face, put on some deodorant, etc. Then I put my clothes on, put on my watch, wallet, etc. Go downstairs, grab my bookbag and wait for my mom to take me to school.

[Rain Man]

it depends... if i was able to get some blow the night before, i get twact off that shit till noon, which is great because i dont eat breakfast or blink- ever

if i didnt get blow i usually go to the nearest elementary schools and yell at little children until i get arrested.