what do you do when you wake up?

[kid cal]

wake up, dig through my laundry basket, put on some clothes, put on a little make-up if i feel like it and if i have time for coffee i make some. then i grab my books and run out the door to go to my school that's run like a jailhouse.

[kid cal]

I HATE waking up during school days, I can barely open my eyes and 95% of the time I'm in a bad mood.

haha, most people stay out of my way due to my explosive morning pessimism.

[deadlymelody]

chop down my morning wood.........

[Big Bad Man]

some of u lot are minky bastards man hahaha, Im seeing the details of yer mornings minus A FUCKIN WASH!

Mines actually sounds a lot like Big Bens, only I do a shite as well as a piss. Morning pisses are nasty as fuck, I could piss for Scotland man.

[BRONZBODY]

i get up around 8:30pm i take a bath i go to work and i come home

[Oztradamus]

Hit the Snooze button around 5 times.. Wake up at 6:30. Sometimes to some lovin'... Get out the bed, take a shower, dry up while brushing my teeth, mouthwash the whole 9.. Put on deodorant, put on some jeans and a shirt, spray some Polo cologne.. Take some Juice and head out to work

[Queen Of Poetry]

When I first wake up......listen to my daughter yelling momma I'm up (that's how I get up) and then I go to the bathroom......

[Cheech Da WildKard]

I reach underneath my bed, grab my Timberland shoebox and roll up ...then go get somethin' to eat.

[Tzaosirus]

Have a wank...

Roll a fat one....

Go to the shops for booze.....

Back to bed........

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Damn the overall trend here is none of ya'll brush ya teeth or shower what the fuck!!!!!

[King Callabah]

i eat fuckin breakfast then i wash and get dressed....

[Queen Of Poetry]

Damn the overall trend here is none of ya'll brush ya teeth or shower what the fuck!!!!!

LOL.....I do that after I go to the bathroom........I didn't know I had to give a play by play.

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Euh..go downstairs, smoke a cigarette while looking at cartoons of reading the newspaper,
then i take a shower and sometimes shave when i feel like it. Then i eat breakfast. Then i'm gonna brush my teeth. Then i'm off to school or whatever shit i have to do that day.

[NIGHT MAYOR]

Damn the overall trend here is none of ya'll brush ya teeth or shower what the fuck!!!!!

i shower b4 bed so i dont sleep in filth!

i wake up at 5:30 every mourn'n without fail - turn on what ever cd's in tha stez, light a cigi (have a cone or 8 on thurs, fri, sat, sun - dont smoke blunts/joints.) walk past the living room n turn on mtv/channel v, walk past turn this thing on, take a shit, come back to this start DL some songs/vids, go back to the living room look at ass - make a coffee - watch some ass, then come on here and laugh at all you freaks, (current time of this post 6:03 in tha mourn'n)

[hectis]

First I Prepair Myself Mentaly For The Day Ahead Then I Smoke Real Fast After
That I Take A Shower Get Dressed Eat Something Brush My Teeth Go
Get A Newspaper Read About Whats Wrong And Right In The World
Listen To A Wu Album Why I Meditate Smoke Again Wacth Maury Go
To Work Then After That What Happens Is What Happens