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    Default La Bestia: Canelo the Destroyer

    Samson skeleton Daniel robust when he was in the lions den
    1,000 heathen couldn’t upset the polar bear nervous system
    Siberian tiger muscle fibers tighter than scales of pit vipers
    Mammal fat packed internal organs of strapped silverbacks
    Thick hippopotamus protective skin inhibits cuts and nicks
    Cobra head with razor-sharp visions of Apocalypto panteras
    Plaster of Paris chin, pitbull jaw loaded and locked on limbs
    Rottweiler collar connected to cranium like a voltage divider
    Bison bolstered shoulders will reposition Colorado Boulders
    Sturdy pecs of black rhinoceros can bench-press Loch Ness
    Boa constrictor biceps move tectonic plates like the Richter
    Steel beam powered arms will not collapse like Twin Towers
    Cape buffalo abs coated with the iron oxide of magnetic tape
    Giant anaconda stout thighs bred to be forceful and defiant
    Elephant legs give the torso the support of circus tent pegs
    Lithe Sasquatch fleet feet stride to the beat of an iron sheik
    Mongoose reflexes and fortitude of Ancient Greek God Zeus
    Supreme ruler of Mexico Olympus trained in the art of war
    Wielding Thor’s holy hammer causing thunderbolts to roar
    Face fiend freckled, Conan Barbarian in the squared-circle
    Schwarzenegger potent warrior with battle-axe and dagger
    Vertebraes shatter after one swipe and body parts scatter
    Gall bladders splattered and bowels evacuate fecal matter
    Savagery seeking sword is the two fists attached to wrists
    Heavy hitters are ripe melon splitters like Jack the Ripper
    Tactual strengths severs clavicle and mutilates abdominal
    He possesses anatomical knowledge when he gets surgical
    The Mexican Bone Collector body bags foes for the coroner
    Overheated transformer, quick to smolder log-cabin owners
    Fiery loner unwilling to surrender like Christopher Dorner
    Trout was New Mexico Lobo but Canelo’s the apex predator
    Freshwater gator with equator bite radius of moon craters
    This radical and rabid jackal has been Django unshackled
    Jet Li Unleashed demeaned and unclean fighting machine
    He’s in for the kill, thrill of maim not the mighty dollar bill
    Step in this brown bear’s square and get that grizzly glare
    Stalwart Kodiak paws claw until cast-iron jaws are flawed
    Night owl eyesight is reason for counter uppercuts to jowl
    Moose knuckles tap Austin’s mandible and knees buckled
    Eyes glazed and mind dazed, Destroyer’s hands are raised
    Bestia is double-belt suited, two more and he’s undisputed

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    Pretty cool. Would probably sound good in audio. Interesting style made for a worthwhile read.

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