Anybody here ever made a serious attempt at getting into porn?

[noel411]

Males, that is.

This is a serious thread about my serious dream, so take it seriously...seriously.

I have a lot of difficulty living with the fact that I'm not in porn. I genuinely believe it is the rightful place for me, for many reasons. I watch a lot of porn and when doing so I have an awful lot of difficulty accepting that I'm not a part of it. It plagues me more than anything else in my life. It is my ultimate goal and all I really want out of life. I honestly believe it's the only way I could ever be truly happy and at peace. I would do just about anything to get in. If I was rich I'd buy my way in. If I was famous I'd use my fame to get in. Unfortunately I'm neither of those things. Plus I live in a small town in Australia. I don't think there's anything I can do from where I live, to make my dream a reality.

And I'm not a fucken idiot who thinks I'd just be having great sex with really hot girls every day. I've read pretty much every pornstar autobiography ever published, as well as reading a lot about the industry on the internet. I have a good idea how it rolls. And believe me when I say I want in.

I've also read up on how you can get in, and it seems that for males pretty much the only way you can get in is to bring a new girl in, who will only fuck you on film, or to have connections in the industry. At this point in my life I won't be getting in either of those ways.

Has anybody here ever made a serious attempt at getting in? Or does anybody know anybody in the industry who they can put me on to? Even just to talk to and ask a few questions. Can anybody offer anything helpful or useful to me?

And fuck the haters in advance. This is my genuine dream and there is absolutely nothing "wrong" with it. It's no different to somebody wanting to be a lawyer or a politician. And I don't see why it needs to be just a fantasy. There are thousands of guys around the world who do this work, and I know that I am more than capable of being one of those guys.

[IrOnMaN]

Good read, Noel. Well, unfortunately, I have no advice to provide you with. If you really want to live your dream then go for it!

Noel, take this idea into consideration: Post a bunch a videos with you and a chick having sex. If you want to be noticed, this could be an opportunity.

Just protect yourself. I heard the some porn actors and actresses are HIV positive. They don't care as long as they receive their nut and check.

[brock]

Yeah, this will never happen for you noel. There are like 20 male pornstars who work consistently. Even if you got your foot in the door, how long do you expect your career to be?

And the pay is shit for guys. You should try getting into gay porn. Pay is much better and it solves your only problem of having to bring a chick to the audition.

[noel411]

Cheers for the encouragement and advice, ironman. I would risk getting std's to work in porn. The risk is always there but it'd be worth it to me.

Yeah, this will never happen for you noel. There are like 20 male pornstars who work consistently. Even if you got your foot in the door, how long do you expect your career to be?

And the pay is shit for guys. You should try getting into gay porn. Pay is much better and it solves your only problem of having to bring a chick to the audition.

I don't see any reason why I couldn't be one of those 20 guys. And that's bullshit anyway. Maybe 20 guys work consistently in mainstream American porn, but thousands would make a career out of it around the globe, and in less mainstream American porn.

I don't give a shit how long my career is or how much money I make. I'd do it for free and take a couple of other jobs to get by on if I had to. I'm not looking for a career here. I'm looking for doing something that I really wanna do for the love of it. Not money.

Besides, I think I could make a good, long lasting career out of it if I could get in. I genuinely do, for a number of reasons.

I've sometimes wondered whether I'd be willing to do a brief stint in gay porn to get into hetero porn, Peter North style. If I knew I was gonna have a career like him out it I think I would.

[ShaDynasty]

Why don't you advertise? Take out an advert looking for girls to take part and a cameraman, explain theres no money up front, maybe whatever you can afford and then set up a site and and sell the video.

Try and come up with some deviant fetish that will sell it, shouldn't be hard.

If i had a big enough dick and big enough balls to do it i'd try it myself.

[CEITEDMOFO]

NOEL U NEED A BIG SCHoLNG

YOU CANT WALK IN THERE LOOKIN LIKE BUCKY

[SHRAP]

i filmed a white bitch gettin tag teamed by 2 black dudes once, does that count?

[SKAMPOE]

^was asked to be part of a porno...
Stood fully dressed hold a camera^

[PALEHORSE]

its maaaaaaaaaad easy noel, you could be banging out little 19yo blondes in no time fast. I thought about doing this but im terrified of stds.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

its maaaaaaaaaad easy noel, you could be banging out little 19yo blondes in no time fast. I thought about doing this but im terrified of stds.

[noel411]

Why don't you advertise? Take out an advert looking for girls to take part and a cameraman, explain theres no money up front, maybe whatever you can afford and then set up a site and and sell the video.

I live in a small town. The chances that this would work are very slim. And sadly at the moment I really could only offer fuck all money. Not enough to entice anybody to do this, I wouldn't imagine. It's a fair idea though. Something I could consider when I have some money again. I'd be needing somebody to set up a website for me too. I do actually know a couple of guys who could do that. I'd feel very weird giving either of them a video of me fucking, but I'd still do it. I am trying to fuck in front of the whole world afterall.

NOEL U NEED A BIG SCHoLNG

No you don't. I've seen plenty of pornstars with average size cocks who get plenty of work, even in mainstream with the hottest girls. Obviously it helps to have a big cock and most pornstars do, especially the more successful ones, but I think it's much more important that you can get it hard and keep it hard when you need to, and come on cue etc.

i filmed a white bitch gettin tag teamed by 2 black dudes once, does that count?

It counts for something. Tell us about it. Was she hot? Can I see the video anywhere?

its maaaaaaaaaad easy noel, you could be banging out little 19yo blondes in no time fast. I thought about doing this but im terrified of stds.

So tell me what I have to do to get in then.

[PALEHORSE]

your right you dont need a big dick

theres fat greasy uncharismatic short dick mother fuckers making bank off fucking whores.

[Uncle Steezo]

sorry but big dix are better for porn.

[PALEHORSE]

maybe but its not necessary

ugh...well .....talking about big dicks has given me an insight into art vandelays life.

no wonder he is a hater

i would be mad too

[Dr. Simon Hurt]

this sounds like the beggining of an "Always Sunny" episode