The Michael Jordan Thread: (GOATs don't share threads)
Until Lebron James, Kobe Bryant or any basketball player saves The Looney Tunes, and the world from Aliens they need to sit the f*ck down when it comes to calling them selves the greatest player in NBA history!!!!
Until they can say they've been featured in an 8 minute long music video with the living Michael Jackson... they can all have a fuckin seat. lolol
Yeah Michael Jordan is the greatest NBA player of all time and nobody will ever be better. I finally saw a movie about him a month ago with Ernie Hudson, Debbie Allen, Robin Givens. The guy who played Michael, i forgot his name and he isn't a well known actor. I saw him in Cradle 2 The Grave movie with Jet Li and DMX and he was getting a lapdance from Gabrielle Union. He was also in The Great White Hype with Samuel Jackson, Jamie Foxx, Damon Wayans and The Shield tv show with Michael Chiklis.
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
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Michael Jordan wants to know...
Why the hell... do you always know the ENTIRE freaking cast list of every damn movie you've ever seen in your entire effing life?!
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THIS
If I smell this cologne anywhere, I swear to the basketball gods that I will hunt it down.
I LOVE THE SMELL OF THIS STUFF. I'm so serious.
GCOAT!!! (Greatest Cologne Of All Time)
Michael sure does suck at owning a basketball team and being a general manager hahahahahahahahahaha. Ever since he took over ownership of Charlotte Bobcats, they haven't had a winning season yet LOL. So far this season they got a 5 game winning streak at home which surprises me. I think Michael should consider being a NBA commentator because i think he would be good at that. He sucked as a general manager for Washington Wizards also because he drafted Kwame Brown as the first pick hahahahahahahahaha. For some reason Kwame is still in the NBA and i don't know why. He's with Philadelphia now. What do these teams see in him? LOL.
According to a police report, on the night of January 13, 2007, Kwame Brown was accused of throwing a cake at a man. The man said that as he was carrying the 2 x 2 foot chocolate cake down the street in Hermosa Beach, California he spotted Brown's Lakers teammate Ronny Turiaf, who agreed to pose for a photograph with him. The Lakers had been out celebrating Turiaf's birthday when Brown arrived on the scene, grabbed the cake and threw it back at the man. The man offered no reason for the cake throw in the report. It was said Brown was actually attempting to throw it at Turiaf as a joke, believing the cake belonged to him, but missed. They then dispersed, with Brown departing in a limousine. A "grand theft of a person" case was presented by detectives to the city attorney's office, but Brown was not prosecuted. Brown later compensated the man by buying him dinner at the Arena Club at the Staples Center.
Jordan also did this....
Michael Jordan Says...
Both of you...
TALK TO THE HAND.
B, I bet you weren't able to dunk on this:
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...=jordan+jammer
Hahahaha Hell nah. Never been good at shooting baskets, let alone dunkin em. Not even on a toy hoop. I just left that to Mike.
MJ's house in the Chi is up for sale. If I had the money I'd buy it... just because of that gangsta ass putting green or whatever the hell that patch of grass is ON the pool/fountain?. lol
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