SINGLE WU CORPERs STOP BEING QUEERS AND DOWNLOAD TINDER

[CEITEDMOFO]

CHARLES JONES WILL PROBABLY GET A BBw AND SUCK HER TOES IN THE WHIP WITHOUT CRASHING IT


IN TEN YRS CHECK TWO IS GONNA BAG UP BLACKULA USING ONE OF THESE FUCK APPs

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CHARLES JONES WILL PROBABLY GET A BBw AND SUCK HER TOES IN THE WHIP WITHOUT CRASHING IT


IN TEN YRS CHECK TWO IS GONNA BAG UP BLACKULA USING ONE OF THESE FUCK APPs

Lmao

I'd be nervous using Tindr in PA. Liable to bone a cousin or aunt or a white precious.

[IronSheik]

[The Hound]

These dating sites are nothing more than escort sites. Please be aware than some of the chicks who posts their ads don't want to see black men at all (including blacks themselves). They'll describe want they want and they'll then state their prices over the phone, etc.

Most of these people aren't about anything. I'd strongly recommend meeting people the old fashion way.

Who cares if they don't want to meet black men? Fuckin cry baby

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

heat...take this W my nigga

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Im still curious how ironman has never witnessed his own generation using Tinder to hook up or gotten a crash course.


Even Waldo Faldo is probably on it gettin' skins

[IronSheik]

lmao these are the kinda games bitches be playing on there....if not already on a watch list before, they certainly are now as its filled with NSA watchwords:

[Sky Blue Bally Kid]

[IronSheik]

1.

Sometimes things are in the first place you look. (via r/Tinder)

2.

I love a woman with a solid five-year plan. (via BroBible)

3.

She was a bot and wasn't programmed to appreciate the humor. (via r/Tinder)

4.

Jesus wept. (via r/Tinder)

5.

The only Tough Mudder no one will brag about on Facebook. (via r/Tinder)

6.

Sometimes dumb pick-up lines work on clever girls. (via r/Tinder)

7.

The guy knows his failed pickups. (via r/Tinder)

8.

Not everyone likes a well-versed man. (via r/Tinder)

9.

WILSOOOOOOOON! (via r/Tinder)

10.

The price dropped and demand plummeted. (via r/Tinder)

11.

So I guess he can last a while? (via r/Tinder)

12.

The most bitter vegetable. (via r/Tinder)

13.

Think about baseball while you're messaging and it'll last longer. (via r/Tinder)

14.

He's probably used to getting stomped. (via imgur)

15.

I guess it depends on which organ. (via imgur)

16.

They're developing nicely. (via r/Tinder)

17.

I'm surprised he managed to spell that. (via r/Tinder)

18.

I hope he found a nice boy. (via imgur)

19.

Oh, he did. (via Tinder Winners)

20.

He's got his own built-in '90s sitcom studio audience. (via r/Tinder)

21.

At least he's honest. (via r/Tinder)

22.

So cold. (via r/Tinder)

23.

That's 80% of life. (via r/Tinder)

24.

It better not be dressed as a clown. (via imgur)

25.

r/ejected. (via r/Tinder)

26.

Guess a magnifying glass wouldn't do the trick. (via r/Tinder)

27.

Who knew the appendix could be a sex organ? (via r/Tinder)

28.

Poetic and prophetic. (via Imgur)

29.

She's the butt of her own joke. (via r/Tinder)

30.

She might be more pleasant if she got more fiber. (via r/Tinder)

31.

The man knows his guitars. (via Imgur)

32.

And on the third day, she responded "no thanks." (via Imgur)

33.

Not bad for a scruffy-looking nerf-herder. (via r/Tinder)

34.

Guess they won't be forking any time soon. (via BuzzFeed)

35.

Unless this is Kim Jong-Un, you're out of luck. (via BuzzFeed)

36.

Don't Tinder and drive.

37.

I hope she makes love to him as tenderly as she writes. (via Imgur)

38.

Now to find out why Dad left. (via BuzzFeed)

39.

That's silly, newborns aren't even allowed on Tinder. (via BuzzFeed)

40.

Dead grandparents are a great aphrodisiac. (via r/Tinder)

41.

"If it's cold out." (via BuzzFeed)

42.

Don't date her, she's an upsexy enabler! (via r/Tinder)

43.

The one thing they don't have in common. (via BuzzFeed)

44.

[food for thought]

CHARLES JONES WILL PROBABLY GET A BBw AND SUCK HER TOES IN THE WHIP WITHOUT CRASHING IT

ahahaha

[IronSheik]

Messing around on Tinder for a bit of distraction during a crazy stretch at work. Match with this woman. Texted a little bit. Probably should've seen a few red flags (e.g., sending a 7:00 a.m. chasing text the next day because hers was the last message in the text chain from the night before, and I hadn't yet responded), but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt--particularly over text, as things can come across in ways other than as intended.
Anyway, we make plans to meet up for an afternoon drink over the weekend. Had a little walk through the local park, a couple of pints at a nearby pub, nice conversation, etc. (Again, probably should've picked up on a few signs, but she was clearly a bit nervous and--again--benefit of the doubt. And we had a nice talk and a nice time.) A quick goodbye kiss on the sidewalk at the end, but nothing more.
She started texting afterwards, and--apparently--wasn't pleased with the speed of some of my responses. (Was a busy weekend.) After a couple of further chasing texts--the last one of which was pretty snarky--it was clear to me that this wasn't going to work. (Insecurity, for me, is THE deal-breaker.) But we'd had a nice time, and she seemed like a nice woman, so I decided to send her a message explaining that I didn't think it was going to work and wishing her the best. The next morning, I woke up to this absolutely epic text rant.

[The Hound]

Lmao B Fly B took that rejection really badly

[Rev Jones]

haha, no lie that WAS an epic rant

[cj wisty]

can u get anime gilfriends from tinder?

[IronSheik]

You might think after reading his profile, that he had squeezed every lap drop of fine-aged pun from the, uh, pun vine. But you'd be very, very wrong! He saved the rest for all the thirsty women who swiped right.
























But not every woman was into it.



Well. There's no accounting for taste.