Happy Fake Tits Day!!!

[Kemetian_Warrior]

Hey everybody, today (March 15th) is Fake Tits Day (as declared by me). I decided on this date based on research I did on the first ever successful tit job.

I have been unable to pin down the exact date for the procedure on Timmie Jean Lindsey. It appears to have taken place between March 14 and March 21, based on communications between Drs. Cronin and Gerow and the Dow Corning Center.

So I decided to settle for March 15th. So today is the day to celebrate this wonderful occasion and show your appreciation for the greatest innovation in the history of mankind!

HAPPY FAKE TITS DAY!!!

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Have you ever been bitten by a sydney funnel web spider before?

[Kemetian_Warrior]

Nah mate. Seen a few, but never been bitten by one.