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    Default Noel ive found a way for you to get into ur dream job



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    btw whose that guy called. ive seen him on lots of porn vids (yes homo)

    EDIT: oh watched it properly his name comes on screen.

    I didn't recognise tori black and lexi belle for some reason


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timothy Cain View Post
    I didn't recognise tori black and lexi belle for some reason
    They showed their faces, that's why

    1 million dollars ... I'm not buying it. It must be in contract form, spread over X years, or partly investment money on the new 'talent's' career the porn company will recoup on. (Like an advance in the music industry?)

    I think the days of millions going around in the porn industry are over, or am I mistaken?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timothy Cain View Post
    YEA I BEAT THE MEAT TO THE CHICK ON THE LEFT ^ I BELIEvE SHE HAS A FAT ASS

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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    YEA I BEAT THE MEAT TO THE CHICK ON THE LEFT ^ I BELIEvE SHE HAS A FAT ASS


    She's hella fine.

    That presenter is new to me.
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    Funny, eye was saying to someone just the other day how there should be a show like this. Eye was thinking more American Idol type shit though, where you have to go out on stage and fuck in front of a live audience, and get judged on your performance. Winner gets a porn contract.

    Anyway, eye'd love to see this shit and am bummed eye won't be able to. Obviously eye'm not gonna fly to America to try out for it. Eye think you'd have a better chance getting into the industry through normal procedures anyway.

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    I'll go tell my buddy Elliot Rodger about this, he'll be thrilled and I definitely think that he has the "Sex Factor"!


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    yea, this show was like few weeks away off saving someLIVES!!!!




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    my favourite comment under the video. but wat do u mean u cant see it. surely u can watch it on ur computer when the first series starts?

    we can always get cilva to fund ur flight to the us anyways so I still think u should participate.


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    apparently a panda with a spliff is gonna be the winner


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timothy Cain View Post
    but wat do u mean u cant see it. surely u can watch it on ur computer when the first series starts?

    we can always get cilva to fund ur flight to the us anyways so I still think u should participate.
    Eye only get 8gb of internet per month.

    Lock and load your gun, where eye'm from, the 3rd world, sun.

    Eye'm open to the idea of accepting charity to get me on this show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timothy Cain View Post


    apparently a panda with a spliff is gonna be the winner
    I like how they smuggled in a shark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Eye only get 8gb of internet per month.

    Lock and load your gun, where eye'm from, the 3rd world, sun.

    Eye'm open to the idea of accepting charity to get me on this show.
    We def need a kickstarter for this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Eye only get 8gb of internet per month.

    Lock and load your gun, where eye'm from, the 3rd world, sun.

    Eye'm open to the idea of accepting charity to get me on this show.
    how many gb does it take to watch something from here http://watchseries.lt/


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timothy Cain View Post
    how many gb does it take to watch something from here http://watchseries.lt/
    Good link! Props, man.
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    Once upon a time, Remy visited a museum...



    I used to work for a museum at weekends and holidays. Man, it was the best job ever. Easy to score with co-workers since there was jack shit to do and you had plenty of time to talk throughout the day, interesting art (modern art museum), cigarette breaks (which made me start smoking again). Best two anecdotes :

    * We had a hot lezzie couple visiting, sticking their tongue down each other's throat in every room. So we used the walkie talkies to get as many co-workers to get to see them in action. Mmm, they were dark haired, about twenty years old.

    * I was growing a beard for a stupid bet. At that time, I was working for an exhibition which revolved around sex crazed pirates, with lots of blood, nudity and chainsaws. (Very good exhibition!) These two solemn muslims come up to me (peace to all muslims), looking at me very worried, asking me : 'How can you stand working in such filth?' It took me VERY long to explain to them I was not in fact a muslim. It was all due to the long beard. It was only in the evening I asked myself how these friendly muslims had ended up in the museum in the first place, knowing the exhibition had a really bad rep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timothy Cain View Post
    how many gb does it take to watch something from here http://watchseries.lt/
    No idea. All eye know is that everything eye do uses up about 5 thymes as much data as it should, and that every month eye have to restrain from dl'ing more than a small handful of my hundreds of bookmarked porn scenes, and that eye still use my 8gb within about 20 days of every month and go to dial up speed for the rest of the month.

    And on top of that my connection is so pathetic that eye can't really even stream shit properly at the best of thymes.

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