The shit dump thread

**noel411** · 07-18-2014, 10:13 PM

**noel411** · 07-19-2014, 02:17 AM

**cj wisty** · 07-20-2014, 03:40 PM

**noel411** · 07-21-2014, 06:17 PM

**cj wisty** · 07-21-2014, 06:19 PM

might just b gay for allah

**check two** · 07-21-2014, 06:22 PM

He's probably a KTL member

**soul controller** · 07-24-2014, 10:17 AM

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**noel411** · 07-25-2014, 06:11 PM

I had a dream this morning where I was out the front of a shopping centre near where I grew up, and Samuel L. Jackson was there in a red convertible, and a few of his friends were gathered around shooting the shit, and I was one of them, and someone mentioned this little plastic figurine sort of thing he had glued to the bonnet of his car, it was a angry black man's head, and it had come unstuck and Samuel was saying something about how he'd have to glue it back on properly, and then we were discussing where it came from and I was like "hey I'm pretty sure I gave it to you years ago", and then I thought about it and remembered that it definitely was me who had given it to him because we were old friends who went way back, and I'm like "yeah, I did. I remember now. I gave it to you for sure", and Samuel's thinking and he's like "yeah, I think you're right". That's all I remember of that dream.

A couple of days ago I dropped a fish oil capsule on my kitchen floor without realising it. Then I stepped on it and walked the oil all over the floor without realising it. I felt it but was like wtf is that and thought it must just be water or some cooking oil. Then I started to notice a fishy smell and was like wtf is that and as it grew stronger I figured out what must have happened, and sure enough I then found the shell of one of those capsules on the floor.

The smell got worse and worse so yesterday I scrubbed the floor with disinfectant, and guess what? It did absolutely fucking nothing. My kitchen still absolutely stinks, and the smell even carries into my living room and shit and I have no fucking idea what to do about it.

**cj wisty** · 09-08-2014, 02:42 PM

do any of u guys think that the faye Reagan sane cross story is kinda romantic?

**cj wisty** · 04-27-2015, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by JASPER

heard multiple people say that. pretty sure there was a sex tape and the two pictures of it were her. but her bf deleted it cause he was embarrassed about his junk and performance or something.

lol