Who is Wu-Corp's MVP (Most Valuable Poster)

[Sir Artsdradamus]

Skampoe is Pete Rose. He posts more than anyone. Very valuable but he only hits singles, but lots of them.

T$A is Bo Jackson. Retires early. Flirted with a comeback, but everything he hit was a home run.

Robbie is the Raphael Palmero of Wu-Corp. Solid lifetime statistics but nobody gives a shit.

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skampoe is the most sensitive of the three

tsa has a better sense of smell than a bloodhound

robbie is white

[JASPER]

no Ironman option...



disgusting. absolutely disgusting

[GhettoGnom]

CharlesJones

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[CEITEDMOFO]

IRONMAn

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Robbie is the Raphael Palmero of Wu-Corp. Solid lifetime statistics but nobody gives a shit.

Lmao! I played first base and left field growing up + pitched. Im also left handed. Highly accurate but creepy in a sense.

Now I'm wondering what happened to my baseball cards.

[GZAjector]

lol at the the little/big league comparisons

wu corp







when i was a kid they called me goose gossage



i pitched sidearm, and could never throw a ball, only strikes. that was my downfall tbh.

sometimes you gotta throw a ball, not always down the middle, just like in iraq.

in a traveling all-star league i once gave up 26 runs in a single game because they figured out i could only throw strike zone pitches. a one-armed motherfucker hit 3 home runs off me i shit you not because i had the ability to throw k's

i played outfield too, and could field any fucking hit whatsoever and throw that shit on a frozen rope from center field to home plate every time because i was a beast like that, but then i turned 12 years old and started smoking weed and sniffing coke and selling acid so yeah,


end of an era

baseball cards were the shit

no ideawhere mine are either but i definitely had billy ripkens fuckface card

peace

drunk yes

[TSA]

is this a texas song or is it a national hit?
they play it on the radio here all the time and I die laughing on my way to work

but nobody seems to know about it. Action bronson tweeted about it, but it's way too funny for nobody to know about it at this point. It's on the radio in houston like 24/7

[']

My best memory was pitching a no-hitter to take my team to the state divisional championship. Every ump In the playoffs couldn't believe was throwing a pitch that was a curve, knuckle, and slider in one. That really screwed up batters especially coming from a south paw.

[noel411]

Eye tried to think of an answer, but when it comes down to it you're all fucken worthless.

[O3EY]

Eye tried to think of an answer, but when it comes down to it you're all fucken worthless.

agreed all you niggas is dick riding losers

[Frank Drebin]

Skampizzle. Charles jones co mvp

[Frank Drebin]

The Skampoe album cover was equivalent to jordan's shot to win ring number 6. Its the moment you realise you not gonna see anyone do it better.

[cj wisty]

i never played baseball but I remember playing rounders, which is a gay non complex version of baseball, several times at school and I sucked at batting and catching and throwing.