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    Default VICE: I played chess with GZA





    “I could play this for hours, man, all day,” he said. “I played 78 games one time with Masta Killah. We played – I think it might have taken us like 12 hours. All night. Smoking, drinking. Took a nap for about two hours, got back to it.”

    http://www.vice.com/en_se/read/i-pla...-tang-clan-666

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    Who's the white guy?

    "I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth" (Rev. 3:15-16)

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    Probably the writer of the article you dumb bastard

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    To prepare for my opponent, I went to the Lakewood Public Library and borrowed almost every chess book they had. I stuck to a strict regimen of daily chess drills. GZA’s chess games have never been documented, so I studied his albums, Grandmasters and Liquid Swords, in hopes I might learn his strategy from his music. I also trained physically: I swam 60 laps a day so my body wouldn’t give out during the match. I lifted weights so my hands wouldn’t be crushed when they shook GZA’s.

    Wu-Tang is shrouded in spirituality and mythology, so I knew that to have a chance, I would have to get on GZA’s spiritual level. I refrained from eating most meat, as GZA does. I meditated and prayed on most days. And the day before the match, I fasted, only drinking liquids, to purge my spirit and cleanse my body. That night, I sat and meditated by Lake Erie, staring out at the blackness of the water. My stomach grumbled and my heart rose. I was ready.

    The sun set and rose on Lake Erie, and it was morning. My car – a 10-year-old Toyota Highlander – was too dirty to pick up GZA, so I swung by my parents’ house to borrow my mom’s tiny Prius. My mother, a small Taiwanese woman, stood at the door and waved me goodbye. She stayed there until I had completely disappeared from view.



    Jesus christ that's a terribly written article.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JZA/Jordon View Post
    Probably the writer of the article you dumb bastard

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    HE SHOULD PLAY VS GRIMM AND DOOM

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    "The sun set and rose on Lake Erie, and it was morning. My car – a 10-year-old Toyota Highlander – was too dirty to pick up GZA, so I swung by my parents’ house to borrow my mom’s tiny Prius. My mother, a small Taiwanese woman, stood at the door and waved me goodbye. She stayed there until I had completely disappeared from view."

    Jesus tittyfucking christ. This nigga needs his fucking laptop confiscated.

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    "I lifted weights so my hands wouldn’t be crushed when they shook GZA’s"

    Wait what? Jesus what?

    His mother, a small taiwanese woman should have swallowed him.

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    "I looked at GZA. He sat upright, hands on each knee, looking into my eyes. A smile danced on the corners of his lips. “You ready?” he said."

    I feel like i'm reading this guys diary. You shouldn't be sharing all this boring information and sexual fantasies of old alcoholics in a magazine article.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    "I looked at GZA. He sat upright, hands on each knee, looking into my eyes. A smile danced on the corners of his lips. “You ready?” he said."
    Lmao

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    I'm dying! Every time I think of that little taiwanese lady waiting until Zachs car turns the corner I start laughing. Or the fact that he thought it was a cool dramatic thing to say. What was he looking in the mirror as he was driving away? Lol jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soob View Post
    Who's the white guy?
    Gza









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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    HE SHOULD PLAY VS GRIMM AND DOOM
    this could be a nice battle

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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    HE SHOULD PLAY VS GRIMM AND DOOM
    wat about Zach vs admiral crumple?


    NON-IGS

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    "I looked at GZA. He sat upright, hands on each knee, looking into my eyes. A smile danced on the corners of his lips. “You ready?” he said."

    I feel like i'm reading this guys diary. You shouldn't be sharing all this boring information and sexual fantasies of old alcoholics in a magazine article.
    lol you killed me with that

    "I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth" (Rev. 3:15-16)

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