Who Will Get the Most Cute Black Women and Cute White Women (Charles Jones v Ironman)

[The Hound]

I think CJ is at a severe disadvantage because even though he's only interested in making his way around bunion country and the corn fields of Footbraska and occasionally getting his nipples wet he only wants the kind of women that a janitor career can't provide. CJ doesn't seem like the kind of guy who will bluff his way with a resume - or a woman - so he's gonna miss out on a lot of feet from the mall but his wank bank should increase and keep him going for a few days.

Ironman doesn't appear to have the bar set as high as CJ and has previous form in doing whatever it takes to protect his Wu Tang Corp dot com reputation by any means necessary so I see him being prepared to score with a female as long as she has a pulse. Plus his stint as the homeless gives him the advantage of being brought down to the undesirables level which he can use to his advantage in a game of numbers.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

The one thing CJ has going for him is his foot fetish. If he can find just one weirdo like himself into that, CJ is in.

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Ironman doesn't appear to have the bar set as high as CJ and has previous form in doing whatever it takes to protect his Wu Tang Corp dot com reputation by any means necessary.

So what your saying is:

Ironman = WuCorp Malcolm X with a skosh of bible camp thrown in for good measure

[Durag]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahaAHHAHAha.kcjSn.wks.csdks jfld

This thread taking it back to 08

CJ coz he dont even know what he saying half the time, chicks be thinking he a funny ass mofo

"bitch i been going to the public library every day for years to go onto the internet"

"you funny charles"

"i basically complain about ignorant black men and black woman on a wu tang forum. bitch"

"charles u dog u...."

Pussy = BAGGED

CharlesJones = not exactly sure what happened

*bumps Wille D*

*goes to library*

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Well the library is definitely a great place to take refuge when needing to avoid all of the 'ignorant black men bullies and criminals' that plague his neighborhood.

I mean.. Its not like Beanie Sigel is gonna walk in and force charles to partake in some blow, then rape him Deliverance style on a pile of self-help books.

That could be like a new niche or fetish.. 'Black on black library rape'

[Durag]

LMAO

He'd probably complain quite a big though that he doesn't like a lot of things coz of the beats

[check two]

[Rev Jones]

janitors cum the hardest

it's a wrap ironman

[zooruka]

*bumps Wille D*

*goes to library*

hahaha

[Frank Drebin]

Charlesjones approaching them to discuss the Martin DVD boxset, Willie D, and 1992's hottest RnB bangers will put him at a disadvantage.

Oh man. Fuck. Shut it down, in the words of my main man Graveyard Shifter "Dead". TSA u killin em

[Sky Blue Bally Kid]

idk guys, CJ is basically gonna walk up to women and berate them for being gold diggers.

Plus if ironman is wearing his official KTl mod bracelet at the time then the women are gonna be wetter than tsunami before CJ even gets chance to tempt them with offers of candlelight corned beef and free janitorial services fo' life.

[Rev Jones]

official KTL mod bracelet

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* pauses Willie D on 90's walkman *

* Berates Dave and Busters waitress *

* chugs glass of milk *

* proceeds to play 'Down the Clown' with some 10 yr olds *

[SL33]

lol @ willie d

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

iron man by lightyears