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    Default condoms suck

    Ive always had problems with condoms cause they suck. For 5 days I thought my d stopped working because it would just die in the bird. I was inchs (pause *faggy gigglr) away from going to therapy till I decided to juss go in RAW DEEL and everything was back to normal. Like hip hop. The 60 spent on plan b is worth it because I was low key about that lose my mind. I couldn't imagine being NickyTouch in the age of Instagram. In the past condoms would suck but I would just make me last for hours because its like effing a plastic bag, and they only make the fancy pleasure enhancing condoms in sizes chink to art vandelay. Every one else just has to get that dense bag.


    Im ok with someone stealing my idea for male birth control pills dude. Im really busy and dude wtf. If they exost im suprised they're not over the counter.

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    Couldn't imagine having an gluten free hook like dick like Ironmane because they would be a nightmare to wear. you'd have to go to a welder the reup

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    You should try getting a girl to lick your chest nipples until you cum instead.

    Yeah condoms are the worst, if I could go back in time and have a bunch of illegitimate babies instead of using them I would.

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    Without condoms I wouldn't be dicking black bitches every day.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    (insert joke about AIDS ravaging africa)

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    First time you put a rubber on kiddo?

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    And you're way too young to be going limp inside a woman like that.

    Maybe it's early stage E.D.??

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    Condoms are the worst thing ever made
    Posts by The Hound are signed TH.

    Quoting ≠ Agreement.

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    tell your whore to get on birth control bro
    We do it for the people.





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    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    Without condoms I wouldn't be dicking black bitches every day.

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    I get it, the guy inside the grotesquely oversized shirt symbolizes TSA's flaccid penis inside the condom

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    Hmm. Please don't be a hypocrite.

    http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=117805
    Last edited by IrOnMaN; 03-30-2015 at 09:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrOnMaN View Post
    How do you not see when someone is blatantly trolling you?

    Maybe your like my old coworker who admitted his brain cannot detect sarcasm/satire.

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    Lol

    Besides, i dont think that that's what people are going to take from that thread


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