Dj's

[noel411]

Are there any cunts out there that are lamer than DJ's? I don't mean like hip hop DJ's. They're ok. Even mixtape DJ's. They're Ultra lame cunts but they're not what I'm talking about. I mean those sad cunts who go around to clubs and shit and play songs on their gear, and act like they're worthwhile human beings. I think they're probably the lamest cunts alive. Then they even have the nerve to give themselves stupid names and shit.

I mean good on them for making easy money by playing other people's songs, but the whole thing of them trying to look and act really fly is where is becomes unacceptable to me.

Similarly but not equally as lame are actual musicians who make a career impersonating someone else. Like there's an add on TV atm for some useless ho doing a pink show at a local club. The thought makes me shudder in disgust.

Excuse the negativity. I'm trying my best.

[TSA]

DJs are consistently pointless detached weirdos. Don't try talking about to them about music either, they don't like any of it and feel that their childs play ass occupation in on par with an ambulance driver in social importance.

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I have a friend who is one. He's not really anything like Noel described since he has other hobbies and actually knows a lot about different music genres. I sometimes go to his gigs because free drugs or lots of pussy. Not really my scene because house music is a magnet for teh gays or aged ravers with ceitedmofo bellies that talk about David Icke.

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This kid's parents are probably DJ's or were at some point

[Mister Yo]

hahahaha Bob.

those brows are on FLEEK and that highlight is wicked, if his dad did that holy shit.

but i concur, his (or her) parents are probably the DJ's at all the middle school dances.

[Dooch]

Are there any cunts out there that are lamer than DJ's? I don't mean like hip hop DJ's. They're ok. Even mixtape DJ's. They're Ultra lame cunts but they're not what I'm talking about. I mean those sad cunts who go around to clubs and shit and play songs on their gear, and act like they're worthwhile human beings. I think they're probably the lamest cunts alive. Then they even have the nerve to give themselves stupid names and shit.

I mean good on them for making easy money by playing other people's songs, but the whole thing of them trying to look and act really fly is where is becomes unacceptable to me.

Similarly but not equally as lame are actual musicians who make a career impersonating someone else. Like there's an add on TV atm for some useless ho doing a pink show at a local club. The thought makes me shudder in disgust.

Excuse the negativity. I'm trying my best.

Yea this is a little negative let’s clean it up, bud.

Although I know a guy who DJ’s at a known scummy Dive bar and he’s always lying about how hot the floor is right now. Every Friday he makes a FB post about it. No one responds.

But he’s approaching 60 and needs money. I heard he fucked up a wedding intro once. He froze up. I would pay to see that footage.

[Mumm Ra]

this thread is kinda weird to me because noel likes DJs but doesn't like bad DJs. I'd assume that would carry through to any other profession or hobby. I'm pretty sure i know the 'type' he's talking about though, but he literally also described what good hip hop DJs do

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He needs to list off the names of his favorite white man DJ's

[noel411]

Lolz no I said hip hop DJ's r ok. As in ones who r part of a hip hop group or perform on stage with rappers.

It's the ones who just go to clubs and events n stuff, n play some mp3's which are utterly useless losers.

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You have to admit though. The floor is pretty hot right now.

[Rev Jones]

You have to admit though. The floor is pretty hot right now.

You haven't seen the action on Heat's tiles yet.

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I bet he has a drag queen maid that cleans them with a Swifter

[Dooch]

He likes to get em loose with a nice sisqo track, limber them up with electric slide and then BOOM!

Bringing the house down with Push IT!

[ShaDynasty]

Lolz no I said hip hop DJ's r ok. As in ones who r part of a hip hop group or perform on stage with rappers.

It's the ones who just go to clubs and events n stuff, n play some mp3's which are utterly useless losers.

Some of the 90s DJs had awesome mixtapes, scratching and mashing shit together. I don't think the high skill level of Hip Hop deejaying is as popular these days. For the most part people are going out to get laid or hammered/high so nobody gives a fuck about what the DJ is doing and what hes playing.

Whenever I go to a club its basically the top 40 dance or hip hop records, that kind of shit doesn't take any skill or intelligence. It could be a Ipod on shuffle and there would barely be a difference.

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Anyone remember the O.G. DOOCH?

hahahaha