TSA's gonna be a father?

[TSA]

I told you guys i went to michigan and hung out with an insane whore that later kicked me out because she thought i was trying to fuck her much more attractive friend that was crashing in her house.



anyways two days ago she calls (first time we spoke since) and apologizes...then tells me she's pregnant



She said she had an appointment for 'next week'. I told her to get checked asap cause wtf and she goes to CVS, gets the test and sends me this picture







Im freaking out, and she says she doesn't know what she wants to do. I told her i knew exactly what I wanted to do and opt for duh abortion route.
She agrees the next day and says she's going in on thursday but needs 480 because she's totally broke but she's got money coming in an will pay her half later......




I tell her I want to set the appointment. I call her clinic, turns out it's cheaper, faster, and take money grams unlike planned parenthood.

She insists her doctor is going to gossip to her mom. I tell her that's a felony, she insists that her doctor doesn't care about felonies and is best friends with her mom......? She instead wants the money sent to her account. Then i was full blown suspicious


i call her friend in the same state and ask if her bathroom tiles look like this and tell her the story



she tells me she doesn't remember but she's gonna send it to that same girl that was crashing there and i was accused of having sex with.
That girl sees the pictures...then sends me this




from this site

http://forum.baby-gaga.com/about1408184.html




whaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

women who lie and deceive like that let the side down.

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

i don't think anyone else believes you, tsa, cos you haven't lived down the whole "what does dick taste like?" thread.

[llBARlllCODEll]

lol i know i really dont belive this bullshit

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[IrOnMaN]

You nutted inside of an ugly bitch who's probably ghetto and dirty. To make matters worse, the bitch could be pregnant or just a money game runner who's using the pregnant issue. I hope it was worth the nut.

[Senator C. Palantine]

You nutted inside of an ugly bitch who's probably ghetto and dirty. To make matters worse, the bitch could be pregnant or just a money game runner who's using the pregnant issue. I hope it was worth the nut.

^ would pay good money to nut anywhere outside of his room mates discarded Star Trek sock.

[diggy]

I don't believe any of this.

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http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj227/firefighterally/DSC01237.jpg

Image path of that test photo


Is that bitch a fire fighter or on fire?

[check two]

she looks like she has a nice rack

[DUMBO]

Sounds like TSA's storyboarding his posts now. Good for you. I like having a plot to my wucorp reads.

[TSA]

This is the story of the century and if you feel like not believing it you don't have to and shouldn't.


for everyone else that sees sex with women as a normal and believable aspect of life, shes gone into hiding LOL


when i found out my and a friend decided to fuck with her. I was going to wake up in the morning with a dream that i was putting a onesie on a baby and 'felt his skin' and tell her i wanna keep it.,

so i cared on from there i told her, she told me to stop playing games, I told her his name was Eugene (LMFAO) or Eugena if it's a girl and that we need to go back to nigeria before it starts showing signs. She tells me, again, to stop playing games and asks me why i'll want to be with her if i can't stand her (which highlighted this was about her getting me to be with her...and give her a lot of money...)

I tell her i'm willing to work things out. She said we both don't have enough money to raise a kid, i told her we'll get welfare (LMAO!) and she just goes

YES! I want to bring your bundle of joy into the world


next i was going to tell her i was getting a vasectomy, and then later or if she objects tell her that im HIV positive and we might as well

then somewhere down the line ether her by revealing the truth

BUT! the minute she said yes the bitch TWEETS to my homeboy in her state that her and I are going to be parents. WTF?!?! So i had to cut the act short and ether her on twitter. You can follow me if you want the details on it @tweetervalntine.

[llBARlllCODEll]

sex with women is normal and believable

just dont believe this story seriously

but carry on

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There is a twitter exchange between these two though

Settling grievances w/ hashtags is some next level shit apparently

[CEITEDMOFO]

RAPPInG WIT CAPPADONNA>>

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