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    Unhappy major problem tonite

    GONNA SMASH THIS CHICK AFTER WORK 2MORROW

    SO CANT BEAT THE MEAT TONIGHT


    IMA MISS THOSE CHATUBATE AND BANGBROS HOES

    FOR SOME REASON IF I BEAT THE MEAT I CANT BUST QUICK
    AND TURN INTO PETER NORTH


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    Go see a doctor, that doesn't sound normal at all. Actually you shouldn't smash her, you may have contracted a venereal disease and may be putting her life in danger.

    Either that or you're about 90 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    Go see a doctor, that doesn't sound normal at all. Actually you shouldn't smash her, you may have contracted a venereal disease and may be putting her life in danger.

    Either that or you're about 90 years old.
    I wouldn't worry though, I've heard it before (I have oversharing friends lol)
    Retired.

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    My friend had that problem before he died a sudden, horrible, unexpected death.

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    I recommend doing something that gets your testosterone up like some front yard rassling with FatherTime and BeautifulCock, or hot yoga w/ sum hood dudes that still wear jean shorts & listen to Hell Rell

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    Robby Im starting to find your gay male fantasies of me quite disturbing. It's to a point where I done even wanna post in the same threads out of fear of being hit on or catcalled

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    Location: Fucksville, USA


    I smell catnip & carne asada

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    Watch the porn you want to watch, don't touch your dick. Smash hard. Smash righteous. Make her cry and lick her tears.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    just watch the pronz and give her lame d. Sometimes I just opt to give lame d.
    If you don't want to give her lame d steam spinach and dice up a habernaro pepper and mix it in, then eat that shit.


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    Someone should make a D-hacks thread; I can't because i'm still recovering from How Does You Semen Taste Like.

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    Hack your dick threads?

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    ^We already have a bunch of those in the Wu-Chamber.

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