My testicles are plastic.
My testicles are plastic.
I'm an android.
"I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi
LOL....oops my bad.....Originally Posted by Charging Soldier
yo queen of poetry do u even listen to the wu or hip hop,cus i only see u postin on general chat???
this should be in the "ask me" thread but that thread is way to messy right now
Next all of you will start confessing your sins.
My first girlfriend was black and she was the first girl I ever kissed with passion. Doesn't sound like much, but growing up with racist parents, it's definitely a confession. Kim was her name. She looked good in the early '90s but now she's in a state hospital for depression and suicidal tendancies. No lie.
Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face
We were driving along the highway, 5 of us, packed car, and these kids were on the side of the road, they seen us comming, so they pretended to throw rocks at the car, Thinking that they were all cool, which kind of pisses me off cause that could get someone killed, so my buddie slams the breaks, opens the door, and moves on them, they didn't even flinch, or attempt to run, cause there was 4 of us standing right behind him, he punch's the one kid (who happend to have a G-Unit T-Shirt on, go figure) drags him over to the car, pops the trunk and tells him to get in, the kid tried to run but I got a hold of his shirt and he kind of close-lined himself, basicly to save some words, my buddy convinced him to get in the trunk (Which had 2 Pioneer subs, so you could imagine the room) Tells the other kid to go home, we all get in the car, I know I shouldn't say this, but my buddy is a fucking crazy man, my other friend was like " hey, that boy is down with G-Unit, your bro still have that Young Buck album in here? ", so I Grab the cd wallet, flip through a couple of pages, and sure enough, Young Bucks - Welcome to cashville was there, needless to say, I felt pretty bad for the poor fucker for about 3 songs, My buddie Drives down this road that leads to a lake, about 5 miles in he stops the car, opens the trunk, pulls this guy out, looks at him and says " you must still feel pretty cool now, huh ? " gives him the heads up not to fuck around with random people, and just dumps him, this isn't that big of a confession, cause shit that I care not to talk about, will not be said on a goddamn internet board, but after I seen that kid come out the trunk, you could tell he was shook, like really shook, That's fuck all, but it's not a story I would just tell people for a laugh.
You crazy.Originally Posted by SurreaL
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I had the chance to throw it to 2 hot girls....on two separate occasions. I turned down cooch just 'cause.
As I look back at it.....doesnt matter....cooch hits me in the face wherever I go.
I just sniffed a pile of coke... Just now... What a rush, what a rush...
Now if you'll excuse me, im gunna go curl up in the fetal position and smoke crack now.
i've done white collar crimes and have dissed people on site who claim to be my friend. and will dis them again. had thoughts of killing a homeless person as a perfect crime with scissors and gloves while they slept just slice/stab jugular. otherwise your basic schizo. if you're slipping and you try to fucked me i'll turn the world against you - what they don't know will and can kill them figuretively like spiritually, no problems no regrets. those were friends were all talk but never did the walk. had a business in school from what i'd shoplift clothes and cassettes. got less than one thousand on sat's and graduated from highschool with 1.7 gpa. have stolen over hundreds of books from barnes and noble then sold them after reading them.
Last edited by dif de la rev; 02-16-2006 at 04:14 AM.
Who be Whom
^^haha
ps. redman-soopper man luva III keeps coming up on my playlist, should i be afraid?
Realy ain't all that funny...Originally Posted by SurreaL
But I'm laughing my ass off!!!
Fucker should've known better
Still Ain't Nuttin Ta Fuk Wit
Ummmmm......no I listen to country music and rock n roll........olleyes:Originally Posted by cap
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