Robert Deniro, Morris Chestnut, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Gina Carano's Heist

[CharlesJones]

This is a new straight to video movie and I saw it Thursday and it's good. It's about Robert owns a casino on a boat and Morris works for him beating up bad people and killing them because they steal money from Robert. Jeffrey works at the casino and another guy that works there comes up with a plan to steal money from Robert. Jeffrey didn't wanna do it at first but he decided to do it because he needs the money to pay for his daughter's surgery because she's sick. Gina plays a cop who goes after Jeffrey and the other guy that works at the casino who helped Jeffrey steal money from the casino. There was also 2 other guys that helped Jeffrey and the other guy steal the money. The ending was a surprise and I was surprised to see Mark Paul Gosselar who played Zach on Saved By The Bell tv show as a cop. Gina Carano is hot and I want her. I wanna see her new straight to video movie with Bruce Willis. I saw the previews before Heist movie came on.

[CharlesJones]

I don't think so because i've left several messages for cute women celebrities on their Facebook pages and they didn't respond. So fuck them LOL.

[madchild]

Thanks for mentioning this, CJ. I dig heist movies.

De Niro's made some questionable movies the last 5 years. Not sure why he doesn't retire or turn down these scripts. This Director isn't know for making any good movies.

[CharlesJones]

Robert and Edward Norton's The Score movie is kinda similar to Heist. The Score was good. Robert and Edward's Stone movie sucked hahahahahaha. Milla Jovovich was also in that and Robert had sex with her. She was Edward's woman and Edward was locked up. Edward got her to talk to Robert about him getting outta prison early because Robert was his parole officer. So Robert agreed to it only if she had sex with him hahahahahaha. Robert doesn't seem to be retiring anytime soon because he's gonna be in Dirty Grandpa movie coming out January 22nd with Zac Efron and Danny Glover. Danny is another one who don't seem to be retiring anytime soon because he's done a lot of straight to video movies. Last movie he did that came to theaters was Beyond The Lights with Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Nate Parker. Gugu is hot and I loved her in that. She looks Ethiopian.

[madchild]

This movie should have not been allowed the name "Heist". It's a far cry from Heist (2001), even though that movie wasn't much to write home about.

Every part of this movie was poorly thought out. It was definitely worthy of straight to DVD. De Niro is just going through the motion to collect a paycheck just like everything Wu-tang does with their music these days.

4/10

[CharlesJones]

I forgot there was another movie called Heist. I saw that with Gene Hackman, Danny DeVito and Delroy Lindo. They're good actors.