my times in the Navy

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when i was 15 years old i attempted becoming a moderater of alientech dss the cards had to be rescrambled every 2 days sometimes and i had over 2000 posts answering peoples tech questions i really kept alot of people going plus i know a dealer thats how i got into them i bought the programmer myself and in the end i kept him and his friend going plus i programmed the cards for 300 a piece when they took they cards out the datastream i had like a grand worth of now windshield scrapers. the smartest of the moderaters on alientech was Mikey! and he was the only mod that programmed the actual assembly code to the card one time i get a message from him that im doing a damned good job and had "caught there attention"

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and um the software i use for my music all together is over 10 grand lol my complete mic package cost 650 plus tax it serves its purpose well

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man im about to turn 31 fucking years old soon holy shit just think about it this rap shit all started with poetry at 12 i know there was a permenant quilt in the school with some of my poetry they always would put the best poets on the wall an i was the best poet in the fucking school hands fucking down guarenteed

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one time i found this link i swear to god they put my writing in the newspaper in like second fucking grade or some shit but i cant find it again

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i was in football for awhile and since i was bigger i played offensive and defensive line and special teams but this only happened one time but the coace devized this plan where they would give me the ball by suprise and the suprsie and my swag would make it a decisive play it would have been a fucking touchdown too but the dude blocking me and me collided

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and one time the fottball coach gave me the keys to his truck and had me do something in shop class i couldn't belive that one lol ok no more storys for you guys anymore today

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oh and i do more drugs than 99% of you people here haha all my fucking life lol

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just a random fact but ive probabley totaled 5 cars ive probabley had over 10 cars omg im just about 31 yeah my moms dream van was this purple van and she finally got it but then i blew a stop sighn at 120 and totaled it lol im not that reckless anymore

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one time i was racing this kid in the glory roads where we grew up and the final turn of the raod was like 50 feet down and he hit that fucker and i was laughing then he drove back up on the road and was white as a ghost i was doing 110 and he was in front of my omg we should not have survived our racing days at all then when day i got scared and stoped completley i dont know how i use to be able to do that shit everyday everywhere and we never got caught

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ok so that same kid that almost crashed was in my autoshop class and he had to get a totaled truck to get the engine out and i went with and he failed to inflate the tires and just towed it back except next thing you know his in the ditch back and fourth from one side to the other like 7 times in the row and the windshield was busted you should have seen him waving cut up like that it was funny

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it was actually the funniest thing ever omg classic

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umm on academic tests i score in the top 10% of the nation but im a high school fucking drop out that got bad grades i joined the navy and got a ged and "secret" security clearence because of my intelligence umm i used to program computers but i gave it up in 2006 cuz i couldnt do that and music but im not a mechanic im quite stupid when it comes to shit like that just pure computer shit

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yeah at the submarine base there was something written on the walls saying that our training was second to seals omg it sucked so bad then i find out submarine people age unnaturally because they dont sleep period and they entire training was about sleep deprevation well i went on board a submarine one fucking time the fast attack uss miami fuck that shit plus submarine people are netoriousley insane when we toured it our skinny friend got attacked by the submarine people and they left pinch marks on every square inch of his body but didn't fuck with us thats what submarines do to people fuck that shit not for me i found a website that got me out now i get 100% military disability suckers ;P fuck that shit it sucked. then this one time my freind tried to tell me he was a "sailor" and i laughed at him you didn't earn the right to be known as a mother fucking sailor then he was talking about joining wouldn't belive me how bad that shit blows dumbass

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when i got out the military when i came home my friends didn't even recognize me as the same person they break you down into nothing then build you into something new i was gonna say something else important that went along with this but i forgot. oh, and in the military we were taught that we were superior to civilians in every way and every one of us fucking believed that shit too

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they dont got old school bootcamp anymore now its males and femaies i went to old school bootcamp all male and there was 80 of us that had to shower with only like 6 shower heads in like 4 minutes so yeah i do porn the navy took away my humanity imagine all 80 of us single file