... and their consequences
worst beating I took was in the red light district when I was about 22. I got knocked the fuck down by three guys less drunk than me cuz I'd flipped them the bird at one end of the district. turns out I came across the same dudes on the other end of the district. they did a good number on me. I was unconscious for a little while. I woke up on a bed of plastic trash bags
there was a time gap after that, I remember going into a champagne bar with a concussion and spending $480 on some ugly overweight ho. I was only allowed to touch the tatas. I paid by credit card. none of this was the original plan lmao. the money I lost was just ridiculous. I could have gotten a three hour threesome fuckathon for that just a few places down the street had I been in my right mind. of course I'd never have spent that much money in the first place
I went to work the next day but fell off my bike cuz of the concussion and went back home
somehow my mom got hold of the credit card info later as I couldn't pay her my monthly cut (I was staying with my parents at the time) and she called the place rofl. I had to invent an outlandish story about how my card got copied (I still had it on me after all) since I didn't want her to kick me out of the house
add on. I'm pretty sure your fist fight stories are more glamorous than mine. Pai Mei probably TKOed five ninjas between lunch and dessert
signing off,
the anti-player
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