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    Default You guys can't keep thinking your protein-powder opinion makes you manly

    There's a pretty disturbing trend in the west right now (primarily the US) where people think their masculinity is linked to their opinion. Knowing that they're not going to make any real mark in athletics, the military, or any visible congregation of men, people have decided that their masculinity is their opinion and their opinion their masculinity and now everyone has to suffer.

    I have never in my life seen so much consorted effort to link dicks and subjective feelings.

    That shit's really fucking stupid.
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    And it's always some nigga that looks like this



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    aHahahahahahah

    You and white TSA need to stop hiding from your past




    this sounds like a topic of discussion one might have down at the local Panera Bread whodi















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    Panera Bread is SO FUCKING PUSSY

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    I don't even know if they have them out here but I used to go A LOT.


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    Did you know there is something called 'squatters rights'?
    If I change the address on my ID to your address or open up an account with the water department and get 1 piece of mail with your address and my name, I have the right to be inside of your home. And if I make my way into your home and you call the cops to get me removed, they will have to leave empty handed and with their tail between their legs once I show them my info.

    Let's say I break into an abandoned house that the owner has on the market for sale. I do the above but this time the actual owner of the property forcibly makes his way into the house and I call the cops. Did you know the law is the fucking owner has to leave and the squatter gets to stay? True shit.

    The only way to get a squatter off of your property is through the court system which is not free. Huge financial burdens are put on owners when this happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Machete View Post
    Did you know there is something called 'squatters rights'?
    If I change the address on my ID to your address or open up an account with the water department and get 1 piece of mail with your address and my name, I have the right to be inside of your home. And if I make my way into your home and you call the cops to get me removed, they will have to leave empty handed and with their tail between their legs once I show them my info.

    Let's say I break into an abandoned house that the owner has on the market for sale. I do the above but this time the actual owner of the property forcibly makes his way into the house and I call the cops. Did you know the law is the fucking owner has to leave and the squatter gets to stay? True shit.

    The only way to get a squatter off of your property is through the court system which is not free. Huge financial burdens are put on owners when this happens.
    So you're saying all I need is one Trucker magazine with my name and TSA's address on it..

    And his woman is grilling me steak and asking how my day went?


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    Loosen up those skinny jeans, Derek.

    Let the blood recirculate into your man region.

    Get a propane Hank Hill endorsed grill for your apartment balcony and slap some meat on them grates.

    Then, once your schlong has refilled with blood and life and your balls have become restocked with man juice, grab that bitch by the hair and fuck her so good you got her legs shaking.


    And In a week, once you've let your pubes grow back in, go up to panera bread and fart at the first person who says whiteness should be abolished.


    Then maybe, you can watch football with the guys this fall instead of gossip with the women over sugar free pound cake.


    MURCA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Machete View Post
    Did you know there is something called 'squatters rights'?
    If I change the address on my ID to your address or open up an account with the water department and get 1 piece of mail with your address and my name, I have the right to be inside of your home. And if I make my way into your home and you call the cops to get me removed, they will have to leave empty handed and with their tail between their legs once I show them my info.

    Let's say I break into an abandoned house that the owner has on the market for sale. I do the above but this time the actual owner of the property forcibly makes his way into the house and I call the cops. Did you know the law is the fucking owner has to leave and the squatter gets to stay? True shit.

    The only way to get a squatter off of your property is through the court system which is not free. Huge financial burdens are put on owners when this happens.
    See, criminals have more rights than victims.
    Last edited by IrOnMaN; 08-05-2016 at 09:37 PM.

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    Robby sounds like he got the Ted Nugget double CD

    Quote Originally Posted by Machete View Post
    Did you know there is something called 'squatters rights'?
    If I change the address on my ID to your address or open up an account with the water department and get 1 piece of mail with your address and my name, I have the right to be inside of your home. And if I make my way into your home and you call the cops to get me removed, they will have to leave empty handed and with their tail between their legs once I show them my info.

    Let's say I break into an abandoned house that the owner has on the market for sale. I do the above but this time the actual owner of the property forcibly makes his way into the house and I call the cops. Did you know the law is the fucking owner has to leave and the squatter gets to stay? True shit.

    The only way to get a squatter off of your property is through the court system which is not free. Huge financial burdens are put on owners when this happens.
    Loool, the elite homeless have been the only ones to attempt this. It's like a bum move folk lure but they're aware of it and speak of the older gods that have pulled it off.

    You have to give them a 30 day eviction notice in some states.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garlic Breath Ginney View Post
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    Loosen up those skinny jeans, Derek.

    Let the blood recirculate into your man region.

    Get a propane Hank Hill endorsed grill for your apartment balcony and slap some meat on them grates.

    Then, once your schlong has refilled with blood and life and your balls have become restocked with man juice, grab that bitch by the hair and fuck her so good you got her legs shaking.


    And In a week, once you've let your pubes grow back in, go up to panera bread and fart at the first person who says whiteness should be abolished.


    Then maybe, you can watch football with the guys this fall instead of gossip with the women over sugar free pound cake.


    MURCA![/s]
    Post your picture you insure hoe lol
    post your picture

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    Haha

    TSA come fight me in 2017. My frame is wider and taller than what your HTOWN Slab brain can comprehend. I've had several proteins and a cup of soul controller/check two yogurt today. Months/years of beasting/cardio and outback mountain terrain. Let's go full brogrammer pussy.

    I'm gonna have Tooch and CJ in my corner. You get Brock, Ironman, or that geek kid from Boy Meets World.

    I've been in more IRL fist fights, so I'll handicap myself with blow or whiskey like a true faggydigital.
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    alright man

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    Although I know my picture might help with your E.D., I just don't think that will ultimately cure it.

    Some possible cures:

    Grill some meat bro.

    Become the commissioner of a yahoo fantasy football league.

    Drink brown liquor straight up.

    Stop thinking about Saudi princes.

    Watch Married....with Children reruns.

    Reintroduce yourself to Lacey Duvalle porn.

    Fight Robby.

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