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    Default I have a huge wart covering my pee hole...

    .... And it won't let me piss.

    I'm too ashamed to go to the doctor.

    Anyone here with any type of medical training?

    Can I poke a hole in this thing.... The pain in my abdomen is unbearable.


    Fuuuuckkkkk

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    The wart is your cock it's called a micropenis
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    It's no time for jokes it's life or death brozuff

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    Good luck in the afterlife then
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    Hahahahaahahaa
    This is an awesome trolljob dooch
    If its true its still funny

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    If I squeeze it really hard, I can secrete some urine out and ease some of the pain.

    It's thick now though I wonder if that means an infection. It's like getting the last bit out of the toothpaste tube.

    Might be time to bite the bullet and go to urgent care.

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    Dooch is the only guy who cockblocks himself
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    I hope this is true you dirtbag piece of shit
    You deserve it and worse

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    WOW.

    Somebody did something awful to you when you were a child.


    The pain isn't as bad today. But I'm gonna go to the doc after work.

    I'll keep ya posted wu Corp...

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    yeah if this is for real best have someone in the medical field have a look at it

    if not keep posting about it anyway lol
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    Thanks man.

    My cockheAd is like dark red. Waiting to check in now.


    Please be a cure

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    you're a pussy and a ho

    hope you get sepsis, dirty dick bitch

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    Well it's not sepsis.

    But it is genital warts. Pretty nasty case of it too.

    He gave me a script but I'm gonna try an old pale horse remedy first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Simon Hurt View Post
    I hope this is true you dirtbag piece of shit
    You deserve it and worse
    He already died once and nobody gave a fuck then, nothing's changed lol
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    Are you sure you didnt leave your dick on the grill while drunk?

    Suck that drunk grilled dick

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