jones, i would like to take you out for some bar hopping on your birthday, drinks on me. if we meet a couple of ladies, can we take them back to your parents place?
jones, i would like to take you out for some bar hopping on your birthday, drinks on me. if we meet a couple of ladies, can we take them back to your parents place?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I don't drink alcohol and I can't invite women over my parents house. I tried inviting a Ethiopian woman over my parents house and my dad didn't want that. My dad doesn't trust a lot of people. Plus one time I had a black woman over my parents house while they weren't there. A week later, my parents house gets robbed while we weren't there and I think the woman I invited over had something to do with it because she's ghetto. She deals with a lot of shady black men. I decided i'm gonna go to the movies next Sunday instead of this weekend. I got a call from a white woman yesterday my mom told me and she works for social security office. I wasn't home. I'm gonna call her Monday and see what she wants. She probably wants me to take a medical exam. The white man I talked to several weeks ago at social security office when i applied for disability money said I was gonna get a call about taking a medical exam before they make a decision about whether or not they're gonna approve me.
Originally Posted by CharlesJones
Noel411, I don't wanna see porno pictures of women sucking men's dicks because that's nasty and I don't watch porn.
What about men sucking women's dicks?
Sideshow Bob, I could care less about your negative comments. I believe I will get approved for disability money. It may take me a long time to get it and i'm ok with that because I wouldn't expect to get it soon. Social security people who are gonna make a decision about me will see that I can't keep a full time job and they'll see that my work history is bad. That's why I believe they'll approve me. Plus if I don't get some government money, i'm gonna lose my car because I don't have money for repairs. If I lose my car, my money situation will get worse because i'll lose my part time cleaning evening job. My dad isn't gonna feel like taking me to work 5 days a week if I lose my car.
Ok so let me get this straight. I'm supposed to continue to be poor working only a part time cleaning job and driving a 23 year old car that I can't pay for repairs? I'm supposed to be stuck living with my parents and never move out and get a apartment? Your telling me the government doesn't give a damn about my money situation being bad and they aren't gonna help me? Gimme a break and you're not a medical professional. So you know nothing. My therapist knows more than you and if he believes that i'll get approved for disability money, i'll listen to him over your bitch ass. I'm not gonna argue with you about this. When I get approved, i'm gonna laugh at you.
Charles your understanding of the world, or lack there of, is truly astounding. I don't know anything about this disability stuff and won't comment on it, but if you honestly think the fact that you need money to fix your car and get out of your parent's house will even be loosely factored in by the people making this decision, you have no concept of reality at all. You honestly think they give a fuck about that?
All these people care about is your level of retardation and your capacity to work. Dude, you held down a job for 9 years and only lost it because somebody else took over the business or whatever. 9 years in the same job is a lot longer than most people I know, including myself.
There are so many jobs you would be capable of doing. You just need to change your defeatist attitude and find one or two. And your biggest problem is the way you waste money. Realistically you don't deserve government money at all because you throw money around like a teenager who just got his first paycheck.
LOL this shit is killing me. I kinda feel guilty for encouraging him to go get GOVERNMENT MONEY because I didn't want him reducing the quality of american life by being in the workforce. Now I'm realizing that he's going to blow all the money on sneaking every web toe'd pigeon bitch in cleveland into his mom's basement and suffering the robbery and murder that accompanies it.
Charles, before you get your parents killed after a 10-day social security refund toergy, why don't you consider living in your car?
SSI will come quicker and your parents won't be violated anymore.
BTW CJ, you don't NEED a high paying job at all. You don't NEED a full thyme job at all. What you need is to learn some simple adult level money management strategies and stop treating money like a wreckless child.
You'll never have kids. Not even by accident cos you're not even interested in fucking. You'll never have a partner who will rely on your income for any reason other than using you if you're stupid enough to let them.
You don't need a lot of money. A half decent part thyme job should be more than enough for you to have a decent quality of life.
Your mom told you a white woman called? Is that who you got it from?
De mijne is 4x duurder!
*phone rings*
'Hello, I'm white. Can I speak to Mr Witcher?'
Retired.
You say you do not enjoy pornography and you do not have sex because you do not want children, how do you unleash your sexual energy? I do not want you to Roger Elliott yourself.. You need some quick money? Come here to the Northeast Bronx, it is a predominantly West Indian area, there are a lot of Jamaican women here looking for somebody to marry to get their papers. They normally will pay you $20,000 to $30,000 to marry them, you just have to stay married for five years and then you can get divorced. You will have to do an interview with immigration, so you will have to learn each other for when they ask you questions about each other. After the marriage, the two parties, usually go their separate ways, if you want to be extra diligent, you and the woman can move in together to make it look more official. Just pop up in public together from time to time, post some photographs on social media hugging up and kissing up with each other, go out for drinks and hang out just to make it look more legitimate. The interview process is the most critical part. As long as you do not screw that part up, the rest is a breeze.
Lolz you know if CJ meets any cute slim Jamaican women he's gonna be the one offering and giving them money, not the other way around.
I don't understand how CJ has seen so many therapists and nobody has definitively diagnosed this guy with anything. Robby is spot on with his assessment and I've been saying it too. Nothing about you suggests you are even remotely unfit for work. You're able bodied and you can produce probably the most solid work history on the entire Wu Tang Corp forum lol do you really think the government cares about your car? You know in some countries you'd be nothing more than a beggar on the street, think about that for a second. Your perception that you're entitled to free money for doing absolutely astounding.
Dude just go and get some entry level certificates and qualifications and at least try and make yourself appealing to prospective employers or at least lie that you are angry, suicidal and have depression like the majority of people do.
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