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    Default soul controller finds himself....

    this i expect is what most people assume of me, i just talk shit and judge while being a consumer myself.. trololo..


    Hippie spends 6 months and £6,000 travelling the world to find himself; discovers he’s a complete cunt.






    A young hippy from South Gloucestershire says he has been left ‘devastated’ after realising he’s a boring, cliche cunt, following an expensive round-the-world trip through countries such as Goa, Mongolia, Peru and Burma.


    19 year old Jonty Cockburn told Big Karma the stark understanding hit him whilst he was sat round a drum circle at an organic chickpea farm in New Zealand’s northern island.


    The trigger was a sudden awareness that he was in the company of 8 other near-identical looking white, dreadlocked, poncho-wearing, bucket-hat sporting, fire-poi spinning, terribly tattooed idiots.
    Cockburn, whose Facebook profile lists his interests as ‘legalisation, hacky-sack [and]… psytrance’, says he is planning to cut his dreadlocks off, throw away his propagator and burn his embarrassing collection of tye-dye t-shirts.


    I thought I was an individual snowflake, but then I realised that actually, all snow looks the same to the human eye.
    I don’t want to sit around anymore talking about how we’re going to change the world with a revolution, only to then consume an entire bag of Cool Original Doritos, watch re-runs of Blackadder, and then fall asleep.


    I want to actually do something worthwhile with my life instead.’


    Deep stuff, thanks Jonty.




    you should be able to make changes and adapt applying your beliefs and ways of life as you get older/maturer..

    i guess its too hard for some people to envision not living out a materialistic shallow existence where buying stuff makes them happy.


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    for the love of God not the tye-dye t-shirts!

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    I was going to start a thread but i figured why not recycle this trash.

    Any of you guys into THASS?



    i can't remember if i've made this thread before but I've been planning on doing it for 5 years now.
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    great bumps brah

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    glad he saw his cuntish ways. happy for the fella.






    play the shade in the philippines.

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    uh man one in the got my willy spazzing




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    uh man one in the red got my willy spazzing




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    He got the money

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    I was going to start a thread but i figured why not recycle this trash.

    Any of you guys into THASS?



    i can't remember if i've made this thread before but I've been planning on doing it for 5 years now.
    This and the Y on a bitches arse crack are the best
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    £6k? I could have told him he was a cunt for half of that if he wanted. I'll put some respek on his name though for actually going on one of these life journeys and discovering something about himself, which is probably more than a lot of people have.

    Also imma leave this here...


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Hound View Post
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    You talking about this part?
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