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    definitely on the list of to see movies this year for me

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    This is among the worst movies I've ever seen. Not even so bad its good, just bad like you wish you could erase it from your memory and get those 2 and a half hours back.

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    i absolutely agree...i couldnt even finish it

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    Lol I was checking the movie timer repeatedly by the end. I figured I started so I should finish. It starts out with potential, the location and exposition is really creepy but they can't keep it up. I guess they were going for a Hitchcock sort of vibe but it gets progressively more ridiculous to the point where the patients inexplicably love having eels shoved down their throat and the villain is trying to rape his daughter that only just got her period after 200 years. So many things made no sense at all, now I'm thinking about it I'm sure its going to get a cult following just off of being totally weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    Lol I was checking the movie timer repeatedly by the end. I figured I started so I should finish. It starts out with potential, the location and exposition is really creepy but they can't keep it up. I guess they were going for a Hitchcock sort of vibe but it gets progressively more ridiculous to the point where the patients inexplicably love having eels shoved down their throat and the villain is trying to rape his daughter that only just got her period after 200 years. So many things made no sense at all, now I'm thinking about it I'm sure its going to get a cult following just off of being totally weird.
    sadly

    another issue with this movie is the main actor, he just isn't ready to carry a whole movie by himself yet, even the valerian movie bombed and i think its partially because of him, he has one of those faces you see and you think, maybe when it comes on netflix or something

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    ^ Yeah and he looks like DiCaprio with a wasting disease. Valerian looks like trash but from what I hear its not solely that guys fault.

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    yea i hear they tried to cram a series of books into one movie, thats never ever a good idea

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    Trailer looks good. Read the summary on Wikipedia yesterday night & had a nightmare (not related 2 the movie).

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    this looks pretty ill. havent heard bad reviews like the ones above in a while. it cant be THAT bad hahahah
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