Skampoe is trapped in Puerto Rico after spending all his money on coke

[TSA]

Skampoe is trapped in Puerto Rico. He spent his return ticket money on coke and booze. Right now he''s trying to sell 2 geese for funds. I dont think that'll be enough. I think we should raise money to get him back

[The Hound]

You sure he just didn't fall on his back unsupervised?

[SKAMPOE]

PayPal me that money, hoe!

[Dooch]

A great burden has been lifted from the American taxpayer.

[TSA]

Puerto Rico is a part of America you dumb fuck

[Dooch]

Ouch... who put kool-aid in your cheerios this morning?

[Dooch]

give him the money you cheapskate.

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Most PR residents don't have to pay the US federal income tax. The island still pays a few billion into the US Treasury though.

Is skamp really stranded down there? He should just build a tropical version of an ice shack and live off red snapper for the rest of his life.

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What if we just pay the travel expenses to have food4thought & Dooch to fly down to perform the rescue mission

[Dooch]

Why would he want to leave Puerto Rico? I'll take a hurricane over a Nor'Easter any day.

[Rame]

Lol I saw that Nipsey Hussle post. What a doofus.

[Dooch]

I would definitely tap him on the shoulder on behalf of the other 100 white, Red, tan and yellow people on that flight.

United We Stand

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Jesus, he's the same age as me and hasn't figured out flying sucks and has a universal social contract, where you don't make the situation worse in a confined space full of strangers and children.. since you are literally riding in a bomb, driven by underpaid alcoholic pilots who might of gotten 4 hours of sleep.

[Rame]

I'm just confused about him flying coach when he ''need a hundred a show so we can fly in a jet''.

[Dooch]

The guy who tapped him is looking and feeling real comfortable because he is completely fearless of the grown teen whose shoulder he tapped.