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    The geese have been sold
    i repeat
    the geese have been sold

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    How much does a goose go for these days?

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    Need to set up a UN emergency aid fund for Skampoe.

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    The 5ive Finga cavity search when Skamp returns through US customs is gonna go deeper than rap.

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    I bet you would like to be there for that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Blue Bally Kid View Post
    The 5ive Finga cavity search when Skamp returns through US customs is gonna go deeper than rap.

    Puerto Rico is part of the U.S. dummy. You don't go through customs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rame View Post
    I bet you would like to be there for that.
    I was referring to a baggage search of course

    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    Puerto Rico is part of the U.S. dummy. You don't go through customs.
    There's no way the department of agriculture is letting anyone from Skamponese origin through unchecked. Think of the damage the amount of organic matter in his beard alone could cause to the delicate Bridgeport ecosystem.

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    I wouldn't know anything about that. I must look too innocent for those searches.


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    Can you imagine being an animal that eats humans then seeing Skampoe. I'd lose my shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    Can you imagine being an animal that eats humans then seeing Skampoe. I'd lose my shit
    Lmaooooo

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    "Seeing skampoe come out of the bathroom stall you've been waiting in line to use"

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    Skampoe I know this is a stupid question but you don't have a bank account or a credit card or any relative that can do you a "solid"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Skampoe I know this is a stupid question but you don't have a bank account or a credit card or any relative that can do you a "solid"?
    no, no , and yes



    the geese got sold for 40 a piece

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post


    "Seeing skampoe come out of the bathroom stall you've been waiting in line to use"
    lmaoooooooo

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    No credit card?

    Straight cash purchases, eh?
    Last edited by Rame; 07-28-2017 at 02:36 AM.

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