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    thanks for the heads up man

    RIP

    decided not to click the link and to just pretend that he drowned in the grotto
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    Read his book, pretty amazing that he customized the exact life he wanted and got it. He was also very whiny and had a serious victim complex which was a let down.

    RIP, still a legend.

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    One of the few men who would be disappointed with the quality of the 72 virgins offered in heaven.

    A great life story. RIP.

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    yeah like TSA wrote I read interviews with some of the girls that used to live at Hef's place and the guy was a cunt. but I hadn't expected anything else really

    the one thing that stood out for me in these interviews is that the more private wing of his house for some reason always reeked of piss (like wtf) and that it was a personal hygiene thing
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    He will be missed

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    Rest In Peace Hugh Hefner







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    Rest in pussy, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee Towers View Post
    yeah like TSA wrote I read interviews with some of the girls that used to live at Hef's place and the guy was a cunt. but I hadn't expected anything else really

    the one thing that stood out for me in these interviews is that the more private wing of his house for some reason always reeked of piss (like wtf) and that it was a personal hygiene thing
    There is little chance a guy in his position wouldn't be a cunt. Hef was a little weird though.

    The articles about him in the papers have been brutal so far.

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    His book is an intolerable read. I just wanted to learn how to lock door 40hoz. Which I didn't learn from there but turns out if you just tell them you're locking the down and you're dead serious.

    Anyways, first he blames his very supportive parents of making him a pervert for like 2 chapters. Then he sucked a dick, then he decided that he was going to advance social equality with nudes of everyday girls, and lucked up on some Marilyn Monroe nudes. He then spends the rest of the book insisting he's making society a better place. He was an early supporter of a lot of cool stuff and civil rights and shit and put a lot of funding into the movement which I thought was cool.

    The smell of piss is probably from him getting pissed on, pissing on those hueaxes or from squirt. I knew a bih how would squirt profusely from nothing less than a breeze. Her apt smelled like pure piss so we used my apt but then she started ruining my carpet

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    Also the inflatted trailer trash he pimped need to STFU. Hygiene? Bitch you share a 70 year old dick with 71 bitches that fuck Dennis Rodman

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    https://hiphopdx.com/news/id.44789/t...-hefners-death

    lmfao @ lil kim's need for attention and validation

    lmfao @ hugh heffner trying to go half on a French kiss in that pic
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    Lol making society a better place? He got the ball rolling to create this dystopian hypersexualized era we now live in.

    Mister Yo and Noel's dopamine receptors are so fucked - they watch saran wrap & double anal porn just to get hard.

    Thanks Hef.

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    He actually had the nerve to hate on pornographers in said book. Larry Flint showed him how to get BIGG DOGG money and he started hating on porn insisting Playboy was a lifestyle magazine. Specifically so ppl won't say he's getting SONNED and ETHERED in his own game.


    Comparing and contrasting mister yo's face, spoon sucking lips, and depleted hormonal glands to his stories of actually courting non-dead women is pretty funny though.

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