[QUOTE=soul controller;2605149]>be american[/QUO
>say "fuck"
>go to jail
https://www.alternet.org/civil-liberties/cursing-out-police-perfectly-legal-cops-routinely-arrest-people-it
>be american
>send a tweet
>go to jail
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/17/us...psy/index.html
>be american
>mock Jesus
>go to jail
https://nypost.com/2014/09/12/teen-c...-jesus-statue/
>be american
>laugh
>go to jail
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi...eading-back-to
>be american
>be upset after your dad has a heart attack
>go to jail
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comm...g_father_gets/
>be american
>send a text
>go to jail
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/08/03/us...ing/index.html
>be american
>tweet the word "nigger"
>go to jail
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news...189424821.html
>be american
>throw bacon at Muslims
>go to jail for 15 years
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-a8098926.html
>be american
>write a poem about the Muslim negro that ruled America
>go to jail
https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-...obama-in-poem/
>be american
>say there are only two genders
>go to jail
https://www.dailywire.com/news/5338/...-prestigiacomo
ahahahhahahah! you know i hate politics but damn, theres been multiple occurrences with me saying "fuck you" to bartenders at bars i never frequent, even when im just casually flirting, and i get thrown out immediately. hahahah.
theres still no where else id rather live though... maybe Japan.
A registered democrat attempts to murder republican congressional members during their softball practice
A registered democrat shoots up an entire country music festival in Vegas
A registered democrat grabs a gun and slaughters a bunch of classmates
A registered democrat and loner turns domestic terrorist and bombs Texas
Hmm maybe registered democrats and their demented offspring should address their own pattern of violent outbursts before screaming at the rest of the country to disarm themselves
White registered Democrats have serious image issues.
They just found out recently that black people hate them and only used them for government money and Obama.
Future Bolshevik vomits during speech, crowd cheers
^^ trololo
>be american >not actually american
>be white man in america >not actually white
>be man in america >not even an actual dude
>be person of average weight in america>criminally overweight in every other nation
>be american football
>it's fucking handegg and actual football is called soccer
>be american pizza
>they're named after states cause there's no real difference between the shit otherwise
>be american
>walk inside home with shoes on
>be american
>drag dogshit into house and bed
>be american
>kill off an entire species of buffalo
>be american
>still uses a unit of measurement made by actual monkey
>be american
>lose entire cities to criminals and foreigners cause their police are a bunch of pussies
>be american
>CLAP CLAP CLAP
>be american
>make obnoxious reality TV shows no one likes
>be american
>still eat hotdogs in buns instead of the superior Norwegian LOMPE
>be american
>can't even make decent bread
>be american
>have to give waiters pocket change cause your own government is fucked
>be american
>have to choose between an actual demon and an orange bananaman as the leader for their country
>be american
>not even the first to reach space
>be american
>single-handedly responsible for cylvaryngs existing
>be american
>still crying about two fucking towers being blown up 17 years later
>be american
>not actually the center of the universe
>be american
>created ISIS
>be american
>can't even use a fucking stick shift
>be american
>needlessly fuck up words; english words.
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back less than 24 hours.. your saviour is here..
make gen chat great again
top kekz.Originally Posted by professor farriday
to be continued.
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I lolzed @ single handedly responsible for cylvaringz' existence, lolz.
^^ some Jewels on that list.. glad u liked
what i like about America..
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seriously americucks.. WTF is wrong with you mentally unstable people?
Lolz
Soul this is the life you could be livin'
froggy shirt
MAGA hat
sleeping bag
latest "smart" phone
pure traditional family
large bags of popcorn for the kids
front row seats for one of emperor Don's speeches
You need to ditch that zero (Cuck Island) and get with a hero (USA)
that pics cool,
i have pepe/kek clothing.. lol, maga aint my thing.. pepe/kek isnt about maga or the alt right. its about identity politics..
the uk isnt cuck island.. lulz.. its Bongistan,. plus the lord and saviour of the anti cuck world is visiting us this year,
Im' just simple meme farmer.
Hail KEK.
That's some BS, straight up alt-right talk. Motherfuckers are afraid because all of a sudden they get their face smashed in for a change. Fascists (like real right-wing motherfuckers) need the boot because they are mentally unequipped for a discussion. If you was talking about some libertarians, forget about this post.
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