The America Thread

[Dooch]

You don’t feed your kids. Their foster family does. Lol.

Stop lyin’ bruh.

[soul controller]

yawn go back to your lawn.

[soul controller]

>Obama and Kerry
Made peace with Iran, massively gimping their already only civilian energy -level nuclear program in exchange for no war and opening up trade.
Left Israel high and dry at the UN.

>Drumpf
About to cancel the Iran deal.
Assembles a cabinet of bankers, generals and chickenhawks who precum to the thought of war with Iran.
'Gives' Israel Jerusalem.
'Declares' all jewish settlements to be Israeli land.
Withholds PA funding.(Palestinian authority)
Fights tooth and nail for Israel at the UN, chimping out with "WE'RE TAKIN NAMES, GOYIM!" when the world doesn't bow to the jews.
Makes it illegal for organisations to boycott Israel.
Has a jewish princess daughter who counsels him on foreign policy.
Best friends with Netanyahu.
Netanyahu slept in Drumpf's son-in-law's bed (a.k.a. Drumpf's daughter's bed).
Escalates in Syria, actively attacking the Syrian military and killing hundreds of Russians
Accuses Iran of orchestrating 9/11.

I'm sure Trump isn't jew puppet though. It must be 4D chess!

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What do you think he said to him?

[soul controller]

Trump told him to blame good luck, until things are figured out.

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Have (((they))) gone too far this time Soul?

[soul controller]

oh (((they))) at it again Kal Halal Yahawah Bahasham Yahawashi Judge Rules Iran Must Pay Billions In Compensation For 9/11

top fucking kekz.

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Ethered

[soul controller]

>be amerimutt pilot
>fly to Syria
>get strangle

[soul controller]

[soul controller]

>Israel bombs Syrian government
*Silence*
>Israel bombs Syrian army
*Silence*
>Israel bombs Iranian troops and equipment
*Silence*
>Israel bombs Syrian army and Iranian troops
*Silence*
>Iran after months of restraint finally retaliate by striking 5 bases in Golan Heights primarily intelligence units, artillery units and rocket units.

OY VEY! YOU CANNOT DO THAT IRAN!. AMERICA! HELP US! AMEEEEERIIIICAAAAAA! OY!

[brock]

[noel411]

[brock]

The deceased man who loved basketball and video games was honored at a creative wake.

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I'm gonna need a panel of black americans or africans to explain this one. Reaching levels of hilarious weird my brain can't process.

why not just ash the fucking corpse? And commission a wax sculpture artist? What part of the game is this? (Killa priest voice)