dem socks thoOriginally Posted by BIG RIG BROCK
The deceased man who loved basketball and video games was honored at a creative wake.
dem socks thoThe deceased man who loved basketball and video games was honored at a creative wake.
Retired.
>It's time for your circumcision, corper.
>This is America. All males have to be circumcised. If you don't, you're discriminating between yourself and the Jewish community. Discrimination falls under hate speech laws so if you refuse this procedure, we'll have to call the cops. You'll go to prison for hate crimes and the prison doctors will probably end up performing the procedure on you there anyway (for prison health and safety), so it's best to not make a fuss and just get it done here this afternoon.
>Oh don't be scared, sweetie. It's a totally painless procedure, and wait til you experience all the health benefits! Plus the ladies like it better. Your sex life is about to improve a lot, trust us. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Those silly European doctors all have anti-semitic bias. Europe currently has an epidemic of male urinary tract infections - something the biased 'lame stream media' won't tell you. Plus they can't even afford to do this procedure on a wide enough scale because their healthcare is dead broke - soshalism doesn't work. We have the best healthcare system in the world. By the way the total cost will be six gorrilion dollars, plus taxes (the taxes go to Israel), plus a 'tip'....heh heh. Our system says your insurance that you pay $500 a month for won't cover this procedure so you're going to have to pay out of pocket. We accept Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Diner's Club, UnionPay, JCB and Discover.
>Ok! Here's your gown, take the second right down the hallway and get changed. The nurses will prep you. We'll begin the procedure by standing for the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag (of Israel) and by saluting Our Beautiful President, The God Empress of the United States, our first Jewish president, Ivanka M. Trump!
just cooked an amazing medium/rare Sirloin steak fried in Rapeseed oil with 2 cloves of garlic., seasoned to the max with sea salt, cracked black pepper and chilli flakes, also got 4 roasted Tomkin tomatoes that have been coated in Oregano, along with these spinach/kale/ginger/quinoa balls ive made... but the best shit on the dish is the wedges i've made.. covered in smoked cajun and Piri Piri herbs..
am i an americum now?
ive taken a pic if anyone wants to see, kek.
i would have preffered it a bit more rare, but oh wells.. next time!
Last edited by soul controller; 09-20-2018 at 02:44 PM.
Very good.
Eating dinner in front of a computer instead of a boomer TVjust cooked an amazing medium/rare Sirloin steak fried in Rapeseed oil with 2 cloves of garlic., seasoned to the max with sea salt, cracked black pepper and chilli flakes, also got 4 roasted Tomkin tomatoes that have been coated in Oregano, along with these spinach/kale/ginger/quinoa balls ive made... but the best shit on the dish is the wedges i've made.. covered in smoked cajun and Piri Piri herbs..
am i an americum now?
ive taken a pic if anyone wants to see, kek.
i would have preffered it a bit more rare, but oh wells.. next time!
close enough
Yes you are now an honorary American
They sell those everywhere here in duh Statez.
Google them shits, bro.
BTW I'm uncircumcised.
@soul
now bin that knife
Praise Israel.
i only had it infront of the laptop cos its got wu corp in the background... wanted it to be legit and not just a random steak pic off of googles.
i usually eat at the dining room table
Stormy is killing Trump right now
>It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool … I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f–ked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart. It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.
Kek, apparently Trump is bad at pleasuring women and has a mushroom shaped penis.
>[It’s] smaller than average, [but] not freakishly small.
This is all that matters. I don't know y u cunts r still talking about other shit.
And btw she's actually English, lolz.
here you go Noel
lol...she needs to eat more burgers.
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