Will mister yo make it BIG in 2018?

[Rev Jones]

@ rap god mister yo : I read your essay, but I can't change the poll options. I know I know, these are desperate times.

mister yo you finna throw some lava on lame rap cats in 2k18 or whut?

[Rev Jones]

looks like Ironman is gonna have an uneventful wucorp xmas, bless the little guy

damn Ira someone just voted for you in the poll

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...79#post2599679

the people have spoken.

[Dooch]

Man I heard Erie got like 53 inches of snow. Fuck this lake what a curse it is.

[noel411]

I want my videos to each be as different and unique as each one of my albums and tbh i have had a hard time coming up with ideas for videos as i am not trying to just make a video and go hey hey! look at me! look at me rap

Yeah that's what I was wondering about. How the fuck r u gonna make 90 interesting videos? I doubt the God's gonna blow up just by being filmed rapping 90 different songs.

Dude is a rapper, not a film director. You can't just make 90 videos people r actually gonna wanna watch without a big, experienced crew working for u.

[Dooch]

I don’t think Mr. Yo is supposed to be big but if he can make a good living off doing what he likes best why complain?

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Mister Yo and his eclectic group of HOOP friends could probably make a ton of dough shoveling driveways while Hip-Hop caroling.

[Mister Yo]

^^^

hahahahah!

as for the snow. totally cray cray. we probably made national news. and they declared the city in some sort of state of emergency or something. it was a lot of snow boys. i woulda taken a picture but i dont believe in them smart phones.

i guess i coulda shot a video in this most recent snow storm. but if you check my catalogue i have already done a video with snow in it.

throwback.



man that was fun

[noel411]

^lolz I've never seen that one before. I listened to that ep recently n enjoyed it a lot more than I did in the past. That's a cool song.

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man that was fun

LMAO I didnt even know this existed while writing that

Ive only seen the shirt vs skins videos you posted

[TSA]

lol at shirts v. skins. That's def the best one.

Mister Yo, just focus on video. Notice how everyone identifies the songs by the quasi-homosexual visual tropes? You're like 21. There's no way this concept should evades you so much. Unless you now have a facial hair that doesn't connect or flabby and sick neck

[TSA]

I don’t think Mr. Yo is supposed to be big but if he can make a good living off doing what he likes best why complain?

That works too. In reality, he won't make a dime, and will just spend 2018 drinking his mom Deb's juice out of the carton without a cup, and using up her hot water before she can take a shower bathing at 4am after binging on yu-gi-oh, masturbation, and self doubt. She'll take her cold shower frustration out on Trisha, a 35 year old hussy at the jelly factory (work) that hikes her rope like breast up with the same bra everyday and is more focused on getting attention for the handsome parolee co-workers than productively jarring the fresh JAM. This was once her, and left her full of the flaccid romanian circus cum needed to produce her son, the internet's Tanner 'Mister Yo' Heigendorf.


As a woman, she'll heap the stress on him, because women don't like stress, until he cracks and gets a job at Jimmy Johns that takes up his rap time. But he'll still not restock the fridge, and will still wrap his gooey, juice stained, needle dick Romanian jew lips all over her orange juice. Though to be fair, if he wasn't there, she wouldn't drink it.

[TSA]

Meanwhile, the nigga Nathan will start dating girls and working out, leaving him without a camera man. He needs to move fast in the rap game.

[Dooch]

If you read the last two posts in the Mister Yo cadence, you realize that anything he says COULD seem to be genius.

But he is anti-getting heard. He fears the pressures of having to DELIVER.

That’s why he’s always tag teaming broads. Less pressure to perform.

[Rev Jones]

I believe in the powers of a fully charged mister yo action figure.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

That works too. In reality, he won't make a dime, and will just spend 2018 drinking his mom Deb's juice out of the carton without a cup,

Funny you call his mom Deb. There's an unfunny local youtube celebrity here in Western Pennsylvania who calls himself Pittsburgh Dad. He makes horrible videos after every Steelers game. His fictional wife's name is Deb. This could very well be Mister Yo's dad. Seems like they have the same budget for their videos.