You get to a night in russia with two whores peeing on themselves: WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

[TSA]

So that doosh can be a part of the thread, dick pills are permitted

[soul controller]

like he has stated, everything is bigger in America... he wont like thin/average shaped women.. he likes big! cos big is better.. (i guess thats how americucks live with themselves)

[Dooch]

Thanks D. I appreciate that.

[Mister Yo]

what do you mean who i chooseeeeeeeeeeeeeee?????

c'mon. where are my options.

Annette Schwarz is German.

[soul controller]

options for you brother

[TSA]

Your welcome duche. Mister Yo, you can choose between Anne Schwartz or Noel.

[Mister Yo]

^^^^^^

ll take AS even though Noels body would probz have me second guessing.

SC:

i'll take far left asian chick yessir but im debating that i also want that white chick that is out of line with everyone else cause she just seems like an attitude waiting to happen and i dig that

[Spartacus]

What is the plot of this? Is english the threadstarter's second language?

[Mister Yo]

^^^^^

smh

know the ledge

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Im trying to remember the names of old porn whores if that's the theme. Only recollection is jerking off to Kobe Tai and Jenna haze when i was 14-15. Then I blacked out and became a world reknown internet moderator years later.

A real mindfuck is inheriting this computer desk. My old man built and finished this desk. Helped him build & stain it.

Then I stained it. STAINED IT REAL GOOD @ 15-16.

^ tripple frowny face when the black light cums out

[TSA]

yeah, that's a solid theme.
I was just pulling strings of vocabulary out of my ass like shit.

I don't remember the ol school whores I was into. I peaked in the mid 2000s with Gianna Michaels and co, don't remember anyone before that by name. Mainly cause after a HOT SMAG my computer would implode with limewire viruses

[TSA]

I can imagine rob digis making that Hank Hill Bauuah noise after coming home to see his son comatose and drenched in jizz ropes off that 3000 HOURS FREE AOL disc

[TSA]

I bet he look like a bird chested toasters strudel

[Rev Jones]

lmao @ the TSA comments