When Lord Nose (aka Sunny Winters) was born...

[Sir Artsdradamus]

• Richard Nixon is President
• Sprio Agnew is his Vice President
• The Vietnam War is going on
• The Godfather is in theaters
• The Price Is Right hasn't even aired yet
• Women were not allowed to be FBI agents
• The Dow Jones had never hit 1,000
• There had only been 6 Super Bowls
• There were people alive that were born before the Battle of Gettysburg

[Rev Jones]

You mean when Rosemary's Baby dropped.

[brock]

bill cosby hadn't started raping yet

[Rev Jones]

bill cosby hadn't started raping yet

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

[LORD NOSE]

I came into existence almost 7000 years ago
in a way......all of yall are my sperm cells manifesting themselves....some of yall are still gooey unfortunately
2 of yall have no groove lines on your elbow skin due to freak mishaps and very bad potato salad accidents

i was the one who put my finger in jacobs butthole during a fight in the wilderness over a plate of breakfast sausages made out of giraffe arms.

older versions of the bible straight up tells you that i poke him deep in his ass with my finger to get him off me. he got off while he was getting off me.
the hollow of his thigh my ass.

New International Version
When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob's hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man

King James Bible
And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
.

This is me in the 1800's




Guess who this is

[V4D3R]

Impressive!

[LORD NOSE]

Presley was born in Tupelo, Mississippi, and relocated to Memphis, Tennessee, with his family when he was 13 years old. His music career began there in 1954, recording at Sun Records with producer Sam Phillips, who wanted to bring the sound of African American music to a wider audience.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley

[brock]

let me guess, al whiteys are "culture vultures" in the eyes of the woke

[Sir Artsdradamus]

• There are less than 2,000 McDonald locations in the world
• Roberto Clemente is alive
• The Steelers have not yet won a Super Bowl
• The Apollo Program was still ongoing
• This video game didn't exist yet