Cleveland is patient zero for the amount of cuckiness in America

[Dooch]

The Dooch just recently bought the Odyssey White Hot putter. His handicap is hovering near a 9 now.

[TSA]

To be fair, we did this..

I honestly cant believe this song didn't work. Where to now for Cleveland's downtown...or should I say LEAVEland!!!!! Am I right?!?!

lol ha!

[Dooch]

Lebron is like 34, and a total prima Donna. Good luck LA, he didn’t win shit here, Irving hit the shot, they played half assed in a weak East, and got embarrassed in the Finals.

Now he goes to a team with less talent in a conference with beast teams like OKC, GS and Houston.

He’s gonna stress Magic out so much he’ll be full blown AIDS by next February.

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To be fair, we did this..






lol ha!

Jesus christ

[TSA]

Lebron is like 34, and a total prima Donna. Good luck LA, he didn’t win shit here, Irving hit the shot, they played half assed in a weak East, and got embarrassed in the Finals.

Now he goes to a team with less talent in a conference with beast teams like OKC, GS and Houston.

He’s gonna stress Magic out so much he’ll be full blown AIDS by next February.

except he literally won every championship in Cleveland's entire basketball history

[Dooch]

Every city who thought they had a chance did that. I think Philly bought billboards in akron.

LA did the same.

I didn’t realize liberals loved the NBA like that.

[Dooch]

except he literally won every championship in Cleveland's entire basketball history

Please don’t try to get into a sports discussion Darryl.

When you see two white conservatives talking about golf, just cross the street.

[TSA]

I genuinely like seeing how happy you are to have hot water that doesn't whistle when you turn it on

[Dooch]

I don’t know what that is but it sounds like a Nigerian plumbing issue.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

hahaha. sounds like The Shaolin Assassin has whistling hot water pipes and he's projecting his plumbing issues on you, MickeyScooch.

[Frank Drebin]

I don’t know what that is but it sounds like a Nigerian plumbing issue.

I'm guessing he means you boil your water with a kettle and it whistles when its ready

[TSA]

hahaha no but I should have meant that

[Dooch]

I don’t drink tea. Not big on warm drinks.

[TSA]

I don’t drink tea. Not big on warm drinks.

INTERESTING. Why do liberal white people like coffee more than RED PILLED ALPHA MGTOW WHITE PEOPLE? Is it the general culture that distributes the coffee (coffee houses, Starbucks)? Does the RED PILLED ALPHA MGTOW have weaker stomachs and a lower resistance to diarrhea? I've noticed the mgtow/RED PILL usually believe most things they weren't exposed to before the age of 13 are gay, and coffee's youth popularity skipped 2 decades (80s, 90s). Is that it?

I've also been told that liberal white ppl are LOW ENERGY. is that it?

[Sir Artsdradamus]

i started drinking coffee about a year ago. one cup every morning. i make it in my keurig. I won't pay those starbuck prices. i've only had starbucks once in my life and that's because i was in fucking Dover, Deleware and my hotel's wifi sucked and i had to get connected to some better interwebz. I'm a gentleman, so i paid for a cup of coffee for use of their wifi. I'm not one of these scumbags that sit around for hours without purchasing anything while I type up a screen play that's never going to get made.

Coincidentally, I just had my first hot tea, possibly ever, this morning. I don't know if i've ever had hot tea before. i've been having a little mud butt lately and i'm wondering if it's from the coffee. I had a little sore throat and swollen glands when i woke up, so i made a tea in my keurig. i added a little lemon juice and honey and with a couple minutes a hocked up a huge loogie.

Rza might be right. I might stay away from the coffee.