Story time.

**Dooch** · 08-12-2018, 08:05 AM

So the girl comes home from the grocery store this morning and says...

“I got this butter...”

And before she could finish I said..

“Kerrygold?”

And I was right.

Thank YOU, wu Corp progressives.

**noel411** · 08-12-2018, 08:17 AM

This forum is in desperate need of better contributors 😖.

**Dooch** · 08-12-2018, 08:29 AM

Burn!

**ShaDynasty** · 08-12-2018, 06:36 PM

Haha agreed. I may be wrong, but people seem to have been talking non ironically about having well maintained front lawns recently.

' · 08-12-2018, 07:57 PM

**TSA** · 08-12-2018, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by ShaDynasty

Haha agreed. I may be wrong, but people seem to have been talking non ironically about having well maintained front lawns recently.

It's because we have a lot of poor people that recently got indoor jobs. It's like rappers getting an advance and making 40 songs about their chains. Only, because of T levels, it's lawns here.

' · 08-14-2018, 09:06 PM

Oppressive lawns

**ShaDynasty** · 08-15-2018, 03:15 AM

They're a petit-bourgeois status symbol and 50s throwback. They're bad for biodiversity and the environment and a pain in the ass to maintain.

I don't get the appeal.

**Dooch** · 08-15-2018, 06:01 AM

My lawn is so green and lush right now. Gotta love that Kentucky Blue.

Mother Nature has been a delight this year. Perfect amounts of sun and rain.

The impatiens are gorgeous. I pruned the burning bush down this spring and wow has it become invigorated.

Next I’m going to prune down one of the abrovitae and add a hydrangea. The hydrangeas are majestic right now in NE Ohio.

**noel411** · 08-15-2018, 07:30 AM

^sounds gay as fuck. My Brother is a horticulturist and his garden is like a fucking jungle. Massive gum trees and loads of lush tree ferns and palms and shit at ground level. It's messy as fuck, which is y it's great. It's real.

Our old family home backyard was on some pimpin' Wild jungle shit once my bro took it over too.

Fuck your sissy pansies and hydrangeas. Get a real garden, geek.

**JASPER** · 08-15-2018, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob

Oppressive lawns

I just looked up her Twitter. Jesus Christ. NY Times hired the wrong chink.

**Dooch** · 08-15-2018, 11:18 AM

My well manicured white supremicist lawn triggering the property-less is like a cherry on top.

**Dooch** · 08-15-2018, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by noel411

^sounds gay as fuck. My Brother is a horticulturist and his garden is like a fucking jungle. Massive gum trees and loads of lush tree ferns and palms and shit at ground level. It's messy as fuck, which is y it's great. It's real.

Our old family home backyard was on some pimpin' Wild jungle shit once my bro took it over too.

Fuck your sissy pansies and hydrangeas. Get a real garden, geek.

Lol... fucking hillbilly trash.