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    YOUR GARDEN IS FUCKEN WhACK, GEEK!!!!!

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    Bitch you don’t have a garden. Your talking about your mommy and daddy’s house that your brother ruined by neglecting to maintain it.


    No garden, no girlfriend, no grill, no home, no car.....

    in the states we call that type of person a LOSER.

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    Go plant some nandinas and impatiens, Geek. YOUR GARDEN SUX DIX!!!

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    I bet u don't even have any clivias or orchids.

    YOUR GARDEN GAME IS FUCKEN WEAK, GEEK!!!

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    REAL GARDENERS snigger when they roll by your place and see your shitty agapanthus.

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    Nigga, YOUR LAWN HAS FAIRY RING!!!!!

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    Calm down.

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    Do u even realise that every thyme u go to the garden centre everyone is laughing at u cos u can't even control the mealybug in ur nandinas?

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    i suggest you watch the lawnmower man part 2 instead of forgetting to get consent there in aussie land

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    Please excuse my appalling savagery in this thread. I don't know what came over me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Please excuse my appalling savagery in this thread. I don't know what came over me.
    Understood. We know how passionate you are about gardening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Please excuse my appalling savagery in this thread. I don't know what came over me.
    Actual human contact would probably help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel411 View Post
    Please excuse my appalling savagery in this thread. I don't know what came over me.

    probably a 10 inch american cock

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    Art tell us the story of how you got noel to sell you his sloppy seconds Fleshlight, as pictured in your Tinder appropriate WuCorp profile pic

    *plays WTC's "Campfire" while awaiting the 'damus reply*
    Retired.

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